Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got blisters on my fingers!

That sucks, cos I really like spending time with you.

Anyone seen my spaceship

But I feel lower than a bow-legged caterpillar.

What's that smell? It's either bad meat or good cheese

You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack on it.

Wishin' he'd bring me some good news.

You're funny. Well, I hope you can make it.

Oh, I feel so deliciously white-trash. Mommy, I want a mullet!

I'm gonna plant it and see if a human grows.

If you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still livin'

It's right up here past this clearing.

How does Kathleen Kennedy keep getting work?!

I'm having a birthday party. I was hoping you could come.

get your fat ass in here

where you going

- You're a girl?! - Of course I am.

Back hurts. Then you need to come on down to the cellar I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles. Mm.

That was Merle Haggard with "I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist". Next...

- I can't believe you're leavin'. - Me either.

get your fatass in the call...

- What is this, Dad? - A Southern tradition, son.

- Hoedown! - Hootenanny!

"Is violence in movies and sex on TV

Excuse me. I don't think that's how it happened.

and the gum disease known as gingivitis.

There's a Crunch Berry under the fridge.

Sir, do you have any plans now that you're out of jail?

- You kissed Sam last night? - How did you know?

Ah, it's so nice to be home.

Is that something you wanna put our family through? Think about that while I get a drink.