Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm gonna draw boobs on the Etch A Sketch. - They'll end up square.

- Are you mad at that pond? - Shoot, no.

how does Jared leto keep getting work?

I think there's just an outhouse.

- And it looks like Oinky's set the curve again. - Dang.

Yeah. I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend, and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!

dont make me beg now

Well, I gotta go help my daddy bring in the mud harvest. Nice making your acquaintance.

That's OK, mister. I don't collect till the end of the month.

"On which we used to rely?

- What is that magical device? - Banjo.

I kn... I know. There's nothin'... nothin' to, um...

Oh, my God, I'm drowning!

Where do you think you go when you die?

Sheriff's office. Yes, this is Peter Griffin. I'd like to report a criminal coming into town.

How does Pete Carmichael keep getting work?

So, Peter, where do you see yourself in five years?

It’s either bad meat or good cheese.

How does Barry keep winning?

Yes, Lois, I have. But I've also thought about getting fired from that job.

POOP! ON THE CAKE CAKE CAKE

Yeah, that's true.

But, uh, would I do it all again?

I SMELL A COOKOFF

I was busy lookin' for your wife, to give her the old...

Wait! Look over there! It's an interracial gay couple burning the American flag!

There's a service charge of a buck 50. Do y'all accept?

There's a penny underneath that couch.

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