Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- But I'd like it if we could still be friends. - I'd like that too. Wanna go for a swim?
"Met her on my CB, said her name was Mimi
I smell an incel
Hey, muscly-arm. Why the long face?
Hey, muscly-arm. Why the long face?
Robert E Lee. I knew I'd find you here, where they seat the sorry-ass losers.
- What the hell are you doing?! - Blendin' in. Relax, Lois. It's not our house.
You always blow it in the interview.
"When I went to meet her, man, you should have seen her
I smell a sitcom!
Dang, I hope her brother don't already have dibs on her.
How does Avonte Maddox keep getting work?
And if you think I'm mad now, you gotta answer to them Civil War survivors.
Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles. Mm.
- I guess we can't hang out any more. - I guess not.
We interrupt this programme for a news story.
I got blisters on me fingers!
- That's very thoughtful. - Can I spray some on you?
He's a slovenly liberal and I'm a fastidious conservative.
I got blisters on me fingers
That was Merle Haggard with "I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist". Next...
- Aw, who needs 'em? You like Popsicles? - Well, sure.
And after I said all Southerners have bad teeth
Man, was last night weird. I kissed a boy! But I really like him as a friend. His name is Sam.
Great. We're here five minutes and Dad gets mauled by a rodent.
This man will stop at nothing. We're placing you all in the Witness Protection Program.
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