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John and Tim
She needs to get laid, big-time.
Mm. You smell like the inside of my momma's purse.
How does Marquez Valdés-scantling keep getting work?
They had to cut the crap out of my fur before each taping.
- I hope you like it. - Wow, perfume. That is so sweet.
That's a nice muscly treadmill carryin' arm you got
I bet if we explore the town we'll each find something about it we like.
LOL DO YOU HAVE AN ATM
Wait a second, I got a picture of him somewhere. Here you go.
- Are you sure he can't see me? - Absolutely, Chris. You're 100% safe.
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Ta-da! Possum surprise.
You're funny. Bye.
Yeah, well, see, I kinda pissed off the whole town at that Civil War re-enactment.
- Who's that? My wife. - Peter, Chris is in danger!
- Enos. - What'd I say?
I smell a cookoff
- Oh, hi, Chris. - Hey.
- How much you wanna take out? - 40 dollars.
3 x 3 x 3 x 7 x 7 = 1323
- We sure do. - Wow.
It'll make you smell like Elizabeth Taylor. So I guess you'll smell of bourbon and Vicodin.
- That's a nice muscly throwin' arm you got. - Uh, thanks.
There's one. Let's jump that.
Bringing you some good news
- Aha! I got you now, Griffin! - Aaagh!
Gingivitis
Get your fat ass back here.