Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And now my boss wants to see me Friday at 5:00,
hardwood floors...
Yeah.
I was once with a chick who wanted
It's mine! It's mine! It's mine!
Which I did three times last night, self-five.
meddlesome and downright destructive.
rolls on to the elevator floor.
Marshall,
you can't tell sex stories
but the more we talked about it...
Big ol' meatball
Yeah, sorry we didn't stay as laser-focused as you guys.
And Robin was staying with her coworker, Patrice.
MAYBE WE ARE MOVING TOO FAST
I feel bad for his future kids, dude.
Yes, so Barney's whipped; It doesn't mean
And now, we have an announcement.
my apartment really is up for grabs, right?
who never gave a damn about me in the...
or he's about to get up on a fattie."
Doors would close; Suddenly,
He asked me to meet him here.
Barney really wants us all to like her.
your Uncle Barney went off the grid for a couple weeks.
with me and Quinn, but I really like her, so please.
Hey, let's play a game!
Sure. I swear.
The one person I want to talk to most barely looks me
And then we agreed to "go back to normal."
And when they crawl back,
Have you studied history, Ted?
but you clearly are.
Okay, well, I was once with a dude
The tissues in her bra saved me two broken wrists.
Hmm. Disgusting, right?
I'm just saying, if you ever wanted to hang up
When they learn what you do and how we met,