Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Which will give me time to quickly make them up

My favorite's Ujamaa

When I cane you from the comfort of my sled

Ku'umba is another one It stands for creativity

So I brought Dwight my book on mathketball.

standards of beauty to me, fool.

This is so unfair.

but it would be insanely deep within the Earth

Call me an old fool, but I believe the Lord is speaking through you.

Why don't you just move along?

and tell them their oil-wrestling days are over.

There's seven basic principles that go to make up Kwanzaa

As long as it doesn't hit 70.

in case of extinction.

by a virus from the germ vault?

to make emergency toilet paper during the Fifty-Year Squirts.

Guardian of mankind's precious botanical heritage there?

I tried to warn you.

Kevlar vests, asbestos stockings and a barrel

Happy now, Gore?

Professor, I want you to look these poor floozies in the eye

Pine trees aren't barking snakes.

We just want to come in and rummage about a bit.

But I'd be happier if I had a set of lungs.

Do you spin a dreidel made from clay?

Mordecai's a hipster

Coming up next, more thoughtful, interfaith hijinks.