YARN logoYARN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • DISCOVER
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • More
    • CREATE STORIES
    • DAILY
    • DISCOVER
    • PHRASES
    • NUDGE CLIPS
    • CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • STORY
  • DAILY
  • PHRASES
  • DISCOVER
  • NUDGE CLIPS
  • REQUEST CONTENT
×

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you make change for a Nobel Prize?
They turned into petroleum oil.
Don't worry. The Futurama crew will be back next year
Ooh, I'll have one.
welcome to the annual White House Xmas-tree lighting,
Pine trees have been extinct for over 800 years.
or as I call it, my Friday night.
Now keep drilling for that petroleum oil, you selfish cowards.
Sweet candelabra of La Habra, LaBarbara.
My God.
Bender, four and a half weeks of oil wrestling sounds like plenty.
but I still feel I deserve a smoke.
but it lasted 500 million years.
Like the ever-changing nature of my sexual proclivities
Look. The spirit of Kwanzaa is killing the parasites.
Who wants a delicious unshelled nut?
Hey, ladies, I found some. What the...
Where do you get the wings big enough to ask me that?
Play them or I'll break them over your heads.
I reckon I do not.
From those giant space bees who nearly killed us,
Two hundred.
By far, the most important thing is oil
AboutSupport / FAQLegal