Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got a cousin who lives down there.

Michael? Here's the $15 I owe you.

So, you going to start dating Halpert then?

Thank God. Yeah.

I heard you might need it, so...

Why don't you tell me why you think you deserve a raise.

I was thinking tonight we could read it together.

and he's like an eel.

You're gonna play it like this?

You've been here ten years, dawg.

Michael, he's your branch's HR rep...

Not anymore. It's completely over now.

That's 'cause of you, Mike.

KAREN: So, do you want to see it or not?

“When the teacher says: Let’s practice listening” “And the audio is British accent”

the same way I graduated from Cornell.

That's ridiculous. I'm never going to...

First off, Michael, this is a salary negotiation.

How will we get home?

And I'm picking up all of his slack,

I wasn't here. So I haven't really heard the whole story.

so I think I should be compensated fairly by getting a raise.

Right now, we can offer you a six-percent raise.

I mean, I wasn't going to do anything, but then...

So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit.

Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what.

No, I mean, you guys really seem to have a strong connection.

At the very least, it's bisexual.

I don't remember.

He's coming in later to pick it up.

That's a surprise. Okay.

Oh, you can stay, too. He's got a big place.

Getting another ban

And then your assistant is all young and hot and I...

and go into their normal jobs,

Okay? And we're shipping more now than we ever have.

rendering him utterly and completely disabled.

So what do I do?

Oh, yeah, I can totally help you with that.

Today? All right, well, if you want to do it today,

PAM: I really don't want to talk about it.

and not the nunchakus or the throwing stars.

What? I talked to corporate

Wait a minute, you broke up our wedding for the guy.

(CLEARING THROAT)

I saw the perpetrator advance towards the victim at a high rate of speed.

What's your angle?