Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, I'd rather kill myself.

Okay, you know what, I...

"I am declining to speak first"

Didn't think you'd notice.

Oh, my God. That's a woman's suit.

And we're gonna go to dinner. Okay.

But if he did intend that...

I wore women's clothes.

Well, don't talk to me about calling...

This is RT, we make miracles happen "I'm making it happen, sargeant"

so you know you are getting the best possible information.

I think that maybe you should...

I haven't been to New York in a long time.

I've been a loyal employee for a long time.

But you just said 15.

You know, not like, "I'm going to hurt you."

I was lucky Dwight was there.

I can't... What, Mike? Are you...

You got to get out there and earn son!

Okay. Did you see that?

Then Schrute grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter...

Thank you. Yeah.

...because of our relationship. Michael!

No, Toby is terrible.

Okay, Darryl, ask me for a raise.

and I just don't think corporate's

Yes, yeah. Absolutely. Have a seat.

No tricks, no Wikipedia.

tell Darryl that this is not a woman's suit?

What, you're not even going to try to go out with him?

it will be a groundbreaking defense when it inevitably goes to trial

Number 14, declining to speak first.

I'm going to smack you in the head with a hammer. Come on, let's go.

You make a very compelling argument.

I'm scheduled to get one in six months,

Near the river.

Then I want you to slide it back across the desk to me.

from the Scranton Police Department

It was a little glass display case for his bobblehead.

I made one tiny mistake I wore women’s clothes