Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

KELLY: What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher?

I am making it happen, Sergeant.

I heard some shouting, and I look over and Roy's by reception,

That's what I want. I can't give you that.

I mean, we merged these two branches, right?

By leaning back and by whispering,

You would have left me to fend for myself.

Okay. Bring it home now.

Go ahead, ask me for a raise.

Declining to speak first

Roy goes down and Dwight's standing there like an action hero.

And all of a sudden, Jim pushed me out of the way

You're going to suck it up. Here we go.

That is the bravest thing I have ever heard.

I'm sure you guys will find your way back to one another someday.

Thank you, Hunter.

Well, what am I supposed to do?

Get your own raise.

Citizens do not accept thanks for being citizens

"Dwight K. Schrute."

than go out to a movie with your awesome girlfriend.

so I think you should just bring Toby.

Please. They hand these out to little kids.

Would you stop it, please?

buy you a beer or lunch or something.

Negotiations are all about controlling things,

When Han Solo returns to the Death Star in the Millennium Falcon,

(MICHAEL READING)

I accidentally cross-dressed.

Don't you try tactic number 8 on me. I invented tactic number 8.

I just need you to ask for it so I can record that you asked for it.

I mean, what I was thinking, right?

And listen, because of our, you know, situation,

Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapour.

they put you in charge.

Okay, it seems here that you ordered 12,000 reams of paper.