Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, be for real, Mike.

You deadlift over 300lb or no more sex

Mike, this is barely more than I make.

"recognizing outstanding citizenship from a very brave young man,

Well, what did you say?

Buses, though, will get you home quick.

and he's just using this Roy thing as leverage.

I just thought you guys were really good friends

I'm going to give you a piece of paper.

Where'd you get that?

Look, it's got shoulder pads. And did you see that lining?

Actually let’s go in the conference room. No, you know what, let’s stay here.

Well, when they merged the two branches together,

and fly around fighting crime.

This helps a little.

There's a bunch of people back here.

For example, every year I get a $100 gas card.

Okay. If you don't want a gift, at least let me

That's the mystery.

This may the first time that a male subordinate has attempted To get a modest scheduled raise

Hiro from Heroes.

Sex. Steve Martin. Teri Hatcher. It sounded interesting, what you were gonna...

I still think he's way overpaid.

Dwight. Dwight.

Like the time we were on the Ferris wheel,

because I need to try out some of these negotiation tactics on you.

Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.

Okay, can you stand right there for one second?

Oh, yeah. Don't worry about it.

and get a distress call from the Commissioner

I kept thinking about you two together.

I just... You know, times are tight,

No, but we can offer you 12.

I do... I wear men's suits. Okay?

No, Michael, we... We need an HR rep,

What happened, exactly?

This is going nowhere. No. No. No.