Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Didn't he always have a great sense of humor?
"You are hereby instructed to report
Microbiological substance infiltration.
pretend everything's all right,
and take care of it myself.
(SNEEZES) Oh!
Boat!
Yeah, well, you were bound to come down with the bug some time.
and then the next minute, for no reason,
Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.
Well, if he is in there, then he doesn't want to be disturbed.
When the enemy bombed my pup tent.
Well, wait just a minute.
Not all of them.
Why, it's from the Army.
the country is in bigger trouble than I thought it was.
Okay.
Got you.
Well, what if you had contaminated me with that stuff?
You got a one-ton wind-up car at home?
Well, that's basically it.
Taylor, sometimes I... Now, look,
about being used as a human guinea pig.
NARRATOR: Benson is videotaped
But you do have a touch of the flu.
What are friends for?
Now, did anyone in your family have heart trouble?
Mr. Harmon, I thought you'd left.
It's not nothing.
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
the Army does not conduct experiments in this manner any longer.
It's free.
Well, all General McBeatty said was it would take
He's got a quilt on his chest.
Oh, I don't know. You look better than you did yesterday.