Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Got you.
But you do have a touch of the flu.
Okay.
about being used as a human guinea pig.
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
Well, all General McBeatty said was it would take
What are friends for?
Well, wait just a minute.
It's not nothing.
the Army does not conduct experiments in this manner any longer.
Microbiological substance infiltration.
When the enemy bombed my pup tent.
He's got a quilt on his chest.
You got a one-ton wind-up car at home?
Well, that's basically it.
Well, what if you had contaminated me with that stuff?
Well, if he is in there, then he doesn't want to be disturbed.
(SNEEZES) Oh!
Taylor, sometimes I... Now, look,
Mr. Harmon, I thought you'd left.
and then the next minute, for no reason,
Boat!
"You are hereby instructed to report
Why, it's from the Army.
the country is in bigger trouble than I thought it was.
Now, did anyone in your family have heart trouble?
Oh, I don't know. You look better than you did yesterday.
and take care of it myself.
pretend everything's all right,
Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.
NARRATOR: Benson is videotaped
Yeah, well, you were bound to come down with the bug some time.
Didn't he always have a great sense of humor?
Not all of them.
It's free.