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Most of the victims haven't been so fortunate.
Governor, in medical terms, negative means positive.
Well, I'm still in the Army and I'm not allowed to tell you why.
Oh, the way I always do when I have the flu.
ALL: You are?
Excuse me, Sergeant.
Sergeant, you should have shown him up to room 208.
for whatever it's worth, I hope both of you get my flu.
Sergeant, it's 0900.
So much for the bathrobe.
Hmm!
(ALL CHATTERING)
Listen, I'm sorry if I was a little grumpy.
Take a seat.
Hey, don't give me a hard time, huh?
Well? Test results were negative.
you were with a group of men who were in a heavily exposed area.
No, you listen, Dad!
I'm sorry, Mr. Harmon,
(EXCLAIMS)
Are you saying they used germ warfare on me over there?
Now listen here, son!
Well, I don't want to break your rhythm.
(COUGHING) Oh. Well, that's really too bad,
My throat's sore, my whole body aches,
and you want us to get involved in your personal problems?
Have you talked to the Governor about your letter?
(SNEEZES)
What am I doing in here now?
How long will it be before I know if I've got it?
Absolutely.
when I left the Army, you and I agreed never to see each other again.
Oh, don't worry about that.
Clears my ears.
Yeah, sort of comes and goes, huh?
Is that how you spell "immediate"?
But if you hadn't insisted on calling General
Morse Code for open the door.
but that doesn't mean that I've got side effects.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So it must be true.
Marcy, are you trying to tell me something?
If you had it as bad as I do,