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Well, I'm still in the Army and I'm not allowed to tell you why.
What am I doing in here now?
when I left the Army, you and I agreed never to see each other again.
(SNEEZES)
Clears my ears.
Is that how you spell "immediate"?
but that doesn't mean that I've got side effects.
Hmm!
Yeah, sort of comes and goes, huh?
Well? Test results were negative.
So much for the bathrobe.
If you had it as bad as I do,
I'm sorry, Mr. Harmon,
Well, I don't want to break your rhythm.
Excuse me, Sergeant.
(EXCLAIMS)
Listen, I'm sorry if I was a little grumpy.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, don't worry about that.
Sergeant, you should have shown him up to room 208.
But if you hadn't insisted on calling General
Governor, in medical terms, negative means positive.
Are you saying they used germ warfare on me over there?
and you want us to get involved in your personal problems?
(ALL CHATTERING)
for whatever it's worth, I hope both of you get my flu.
My throat's sore, my whole body aches,
you were with a group of men who were in a heavily exposed area.
So it must be true.
ALL: You are?
No, you listen, Dad!
Absolutely.
Hey, don't give me a hard time, huh?
Morse Code for open the door.
Sergeant, it's 0900.
Marcy, are you trying to tell me something?
Have you talked to the Governor about your letter?
Oh, the way I always do when I have the flu.
Now listen here, son!
Take a seat.
(COUGHING) Oh. Well, that's really too bad,
Most of the victims haven't been so fortunate.
How long will it be before I know if I've got it?
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