Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[car horn honking]
♪ Dreaming like a picture taken of you ♪
Why didn't you call me?
-How did you know? -I didn't.
-[boy 1] You always say that. -[boy 2] Yeah, it's so mushy.
which makes no sense because you never wanted it in the first place.
You know, it didn't.
because he made partner at work, which is a really big deal.
Dude, sex with your wife doesn't always have to be
♪ I was on fire for you ♪
'Cause Devon and I are gonna blow your mind.
-Mom. -You know Melanie Bennett.
What the hell is this?
Sorry.
-You're doing it! Again! -[elevator alarm rings]
Even the fucking universe agrees.
[boy 1] We love you too. Can we have brownies, also?
In print, for the whole world to see.
The only problem is, it's fucking soulless.
Mommy, we won.
I didn't just realize last night.
Look, I never had all of the wild experiences that you did, okay?
That was before I knew Billie was an option.
Something I should have done eight years ago.
I could read it all over her face.
I didn't realize I was such a big part of it.
Feelings aren't facts, Brad. And the fact is, you were bad for her.
give me one more chance.
Whatever it takes, but you need to talk.
Oh, my God, you're back! How did it go?
You wanted me to catch you, so you could walk out on me
She had three miscarriages until she got little Jasper.
-That's my husband, Dave, over there. -[moaning]
And, uh, how is it going with the sexy ex?
-You're right. Because this was better. -Okay.
Work this shit out.
What happened? What did your dad say?
Okay, no, no, no. No, no.
And the, um...
Yeah, he really is.
I know who you really are.
-The promotion you didn't know about? -Yeah.