Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

B-because you owe me.
Is that bacon I smell?
I want you to be happy,I really do.
I've never read a book on eating, yet I'm extremely well fed.
And no funny stuff after I fall asleep.
And I got it. I got your mojo.
But if you mean "get" as in "get,"
No.
I will.
Kelso,
She chose fez because he listens when a woman talks instead of staring at her chest.
How do guys play fight without getting into a real fight?
Why'd she choose you over me? Jeez. It's like talking to a 2 year old here.
Wait. Him? How can you choose him?
seriously, like a sandwich or...
Wow.
it was really a symptom of a much deeper marital problem.
Okay, okay, okay.
Deviants? Well, the couple we were dating sure didn't seem to think so.
"The joy of sex." What a load of crap.
she's clearly a lunatic,
Okay, I want the full fez treatment--
That doesn't sound real, man. That sounds like a mad lib.
say I had to catch my own food, right? But I only ate really fast animals.
uh, sexual inter--ah. Ahem.
you can't breathe.
Really?
Is that a new muscle?