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I mean, all a woman really wants is a man who listens.
I was just shampooing this foxy girl danielle, and the next thing I know,
Thanks, tommy.
- She's mine. - Done.
these are stale.
Well, danielle said you were a bad listener and I'm a good listener. I heard her.
Danielle kept going on and on about this adorable knucklehead she was dating,
Red, the book is mine.
I can't remember.
So think big. You know, I might be able to get you diamonds here. Maybe even a new car.
You're so great. You know, you really get women.
So, mom, in the interest of returning
See, it's all fun and games.
I don't know. I guess I have this thing for guys who boss me around.
Oh!
you listen and repeat back whatever she says.
- You heard what? - Danielle.I heard danielle.
Think about all the times that I set you up with my dates' less-pretty friends.
I never needed to evolve listening skills 'cause my looks are so highly developed.
I found this in the garage and I want an explanation.
And when I say, "a guy like you," I mean you, specifically.
get off me!