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Nathan needs some Huggies.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
- Aah! Aah! - We're on the way!
Say...where's Junior?
I love her so much
Folks getting off escalators should be like
The whole thing was crazy, and the whole thing was my idea.
When some dink busts out of the joint, skips bail...
but Dot wants something to cuddle.
Oh, Gale! Oh, make me sick!
- You can count on it, honey. - Everything decent and normal.
He smiled at me.
Ron, you are upsetting the victim.
for just the two of us...
I ask my wife she got more sense
to raise up a family...
Shit, man, listen up. Don't you get it?
I don't know, ma'am.
I'm comin' back in five...
What kind of home life is this for a toddler?
Yea, today is this . . .
A- 1 information.
when you got something to clobber a guy with.
and housekeeping.
even if he couldn't remember just how they got broadened.
I was a police officer sworn to uphold the Constitution of the United States.
We're having some decent friends over...
I don't know.
That's your whole goddamned raison d'etre, ain't it?
Oh, he's all right, he is.
Blah blah Blahblab
but if you don't pay...
What do you know about it?
I posted a twenty- five- grand reward for my boy.
For he was the fury that would be...
Well, H.I. Looks like you’ve been up to the Devil’s business
It's self-contained and fairly explanatory.
Honey!
So many social engagements..so little time
What's the matter?
Smalls.
He had himself a little old accident.
Yeah, you're an awful big man...
Be my guest, little lady.
I didn't want to hurt anyone, sir.
No, Hi. I sure don't.
on account of something went wrong with my semen.
I guess you got a reward coming.
The owner of the largest chain of unpainted furniture...
-What do you mean, didn’t you put him in? -No, I thought…
Looks like you’ve been up to the Devil’s business
Yes, sir.
Love to drive
"What? Are you kidding? We got us a teenager here!
Don't you come back here without a baby.
Soon after, she tendered her badge.
You go right back up there and get me a toddler.
How are the kids?
Everything's changed
We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
Twelve hardened criminals escaped.
These blow up into funny shapes?
No. Hang on, honey.
and cash their farm subsidies checks.
He Smiled At Me
Message to Dorian:
Howard Schultz be like… Look what I almost stepped in
i’ll be taking your meme and whatever cash you got.
No, no, not by the hair on my chinny- chin- chin...
H.I.
Finished Better Call Saul I Love Him So Much!
you and I will be sitting in the fabled catbird seat.
I love Circle K so much
-What do you mean, didn’t you put him in? -No, I thought…
Mind your own business
Maybe it's just that my genes got screwed up.
Ha ha ha ha! No, man, I know what you mean.
Quiet, quiet.
What is she?
God damn it! You never leave a man behind!
Sure, H.I.
Hang on, Nathan. We're gonna take a shortcut.
- Nathan Junior, I think. - Give me here.
all right, boy.
Here, I'm starting again.
He ain't too good.
What are we gonna do with Gale Junior?
siii siii
I...do...love her so.
Well that's natural
they usually say no questions asked.
Well, no, unless round is funny.
The lone biker of the apocalypse.
Just gotta broaden your mind a little bit.
Looks like a hayseed bank.
Hurry up, you dang hayseed!
- Bill Roberts? - No, not that mother- scratcher.
Where's that baby? Where's he at?
How come it takes three Polacks to screw up a light bulb?
One day, I decided to make my own crawdad...
Hold on, H.I. Don't be such a hothead!
You got all these responsibilities now.
So many social engagements..
I doubt it.
the sun don't rise and set on the corner grocery.
He's our little Gale Junior now.
we happened to hit the main sewer line...
I don't know how you come down...
Everythings changed!
Say, that reminds me
Well, It ain't Ozzie and Harriet.
Look at him.
Yeah, I guess it is kind of funny.
And as per usual, I wouldn't be surprised...
Let's go get pigroast
T-I-G-E-R
wondering if he ever thought of us...
T-I-G-E-R
It's true that Hi has had a checkered past.
...were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
Hi, it's 2:00 in the morning.
He already knows his ABCs
I don't mean to sound superior...
to his wild tales about me and Ed.
Say, that reminds me