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Ed lost all interest in both criminal justice...
except Ed was waiting at the end of every day...
I guess that's why they call it a way- homer.
I miss you too much Noxy
Yes, sir!
Got it in the joint from Lawrence Spivy...
It's self-contained and fairly explanatory
Just broaden your mind a little.
He left a scorched earth in his wake...
to kick me some butt...
Are they still here?
Seems to me, sitting here, you ain't doing her any good...
Just a man for a husband.
What's that for?
Wait a minute. No, I told it wrong.
Leonard Smalls.
Son, you got a panty on your head.
Everything's changed
Did She get her Dip-tet?
Come here. Come here.
further into the future than I'd ever dreamed before...
you got a panty on your head
Wouldn't it be nice to have a youngster here to share our thoughts and feelings?
He's gotta have his dip Tet, honey
But, Hi, he's your foreman. He's gonna fire you now.
And where does that leave the three of us?
That ain't the reason I come out here.
I Love Her So Much
Mornin' H.I.! Today's the first day of the rest of your life!
You can't sell leaf- tables and no chairs.
Gale and Evelle Snoats...
And you’re a bad influence in this household my opinion.
oh my fucking sexy god. you are so fucking sexy fucking sexy fucking sexy grounded for pussystation 4 years you peace of shit.
I will come back to five…
I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh, whatever cash you got.
But me and Ed...
Come Cheer On The Team And Knock Back A Few Co-Colas!
Let's go get Nathan Junior!
Honey, I had my kids the hard way.
It is now precisely...
knock back a couple of Coca-Colas.
I’m talkin about Wife swapping
"I'll Be Taking These Huggies And Whatever Cash You Got."
Alls I know is I wake up and my wife is screaming.
I suggest you sleep on it...
but she's a hellcat. T- i- g- e- r.
I want that baby
OK, then.
I’ll CC whoever I please!
Wait a minute. This is my fault? I was trying to help you! Just shut the fuck up ! ! ! What the fuck did you say ? ! ? ! ? !
but it wasn't easy with Reagan in the White House.
from a kindly couple...
Oh!
so...you must have your good points, too.
Where’s he been?
I love it so much!
KAYLIE I WANT THAT BABY!
Say… where’s Junior?
That night I had a dream.
But, hell, even if it never does for you...
No, no.
You probably got the life insurance...
When I come back, you better be gone.
My friends call me Lenny... but I got no friends.
Now, you just lie down back there, old- timer.
one of Dick Nixon's Undersecretary of Agriculture.
all squared away.
Jesus! You got to have one this instant!
- Till they get down there. - Y'all hear that, don't you?
Don't you ever feel suffocated?
I'm away from the office to play with my kids...
Well, no, unless round is funny.
With a man for a husband.
Turn to the right!
Just one, OK?
Simple economics.
I don't know. They were jammies!
but it's Junior, all right!
Got a new beau?
We’re set to pop here, honey.
You smiled at me, you. Come here. Yeah.
I was just gonna turn you in for the reward...
Y’all here that? We’re using code names
And he says, look what I almost stepped in.
or whichever the hell one of 'em they took!
It’s a way homer joke
has been swept away by the sandman.
I love him so much!
So many social engagements..so little time
You wouldn't lie to us, would you?
I know what his real name is.
Not even your code name?
vegas fans
But, Hi...
I LOVE CIRCLE K SO MUCH
you'll have to get those shots yourself first...
It's self- contained and fairly explanatory.
but now I was haunted by a vision of...
- Aah! - Junior!
Hurry up. I'm in Dutch with the wife.
Ed's little plan seemed like the solution...
So many social engagements..so little time
Looky here, young sportsman.
Tell him I think he's a damn fool, Ed.
Keep your goddamn hands off my "emotional support drum set toy"
Welcome home, son. Where's he been?
This here's the TV.
It just ain't family life!
We tried an adoption agency.
That ain't no answer.
Is this correct?