Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

oh my fucking sexy god. you are so fucking sexy fucking sexy fucking sexy grounded for pussystation 4 years you peace of shit.
- Till they get down there. - Y'all hear that, don't you?
I LOVE CIRCLE K SO MUCH
Honey, I had my kids the hard way.
Wait a minute. This is my fault? I was trying to help you! Just shut the fuck up ! ! ! What the fuck did you say ? ! ? ! ? !
Mornin' H.I.! Today's the first day of the rest of your life!
Simple economics.
Ed lost all interest in both criminal justice...
Y’all here that? We’re using code names
With a man for a husband.
Gale and Evelle Snoats...
Son, you got a panty on your head.
It’s a way homer joke
"I'll Be Taking These Huggies And Whatever Cash You Got."
It's self- contained and fairly explanatory.
I guess that's why they call it a way- homer.
So many social engagements..so little time
I know what his real name is.
Say… where’s Junior?
Welcome home, son. Where's he been?
When I come back, you better be gone.
Jesus! You got to have one this instant!
But, Hi, he's your foreman. He's gonna fire you now.
but it's Junior, all right!
you got a panty on your head
Alls I know is I wake up and my wife is screaming.
We tried an adoption agency.
I will come back to five…
you'll have to get those shots yourself first...
You wouldn't lie to us, would you?
so...you must have your good points, too.
That ain't the reason I come out here.
but she's a hellcat. T- i- g- e- r.
He left a scorched earth in his wake...
You can't sell leaf- tables and no chairs.
Where’s he been?
Just one, OK?
I’ll CC whoever I please!
Did She get her Dip-tet?
You probably got the life insurance...
Come here. Come here.
It's self-contained and fairly explanatory
Oh!
Just a man for a husband.
That night I had a dream.
but now I was haunted by a vision of...
My friends call me Lenny... but I got no friends.
I want that baby
I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh, whatever cash you got.
I suggest you sleep on it...
I don't know. They were jammies!
It is now precisely...
And where does that leave the three of us?
It just ain't family life!
Got a new beau?
But, Hi...
one of Dick Nixon's Undersecretary of Agriculture.
What's that for?
And he says, look what I almost stepped in.
Got it in the joint from Lawrence Spivy...
Turn to the right!
Just broaden your mind a little.
No, no.
But me and Ed...
But, hell, even if it never does for you...
except Ed was waiting at the end of every day...
but it wasn't easy with Reagan in the White House.
And you’re a bad influence in this household my opinion.
- Aah! - Junior!
knock back a couple of Coca-Colas.
I Love Her So Much
to kick me some butt...
I'm away from the office to play with my kids...
Yes, sir!
Keep your goddamn hands off my "emotional support drum set toy"
Leonard Smalls.
Not even your code name?
from a kindly couple...
has been swept away by the sandman.
Wait a minute. No, I told it wrong.
Don't you ever feel suffocated?
You smiled at me, you. Come here. Yeah.
Everything's changed
Come Cheer On The Team And Knock Back A Few Co-Colas!
Hurry up. I'm in Dutch with the wife.
He's gotta have his dip Tet, honey
Are they still here?
Tell him I think he's a damn fool, Ed.
That ain't no answer.
Is this correct?
OK, then.
Looky here, young sportsman.
So many social engagements..so little time
I love him so much!
all squared away.
vegas fans
I’m talkin about Wife swapping
further into the future than I'd ever dreamed before...
I was just gonna turn you in for the reward...
Ed's little plan seemed like the solution...
I miss you too much Noxy
or whichever the hell one of 'em they took!
Well, no, unless round is funny.
This here's the TV.
KAYLIE I WANT THAT BABY!
We’re set to pop here, honey.
I love it so much!
Seems to me, sitting here, you ain't doing her any good...
Wouldn't it be nice to have a youngster here to share our thoughts and feelings?
Let's go get Nathan Junior!
Now, you just lie down back there, old- timer.