Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She wasn't ready to be married.

- What?! - What?!

- You know, what's thick, what's thin? - Yeah, I mean, all... yeah.

This is a great idea. This is gonna work. Let's go.

we are going to be telling the amazing story

You can't lead with that. You got to... build up to that.

How about pancakes?

Bright side: the bachelor party continues!

- Turn it off. - Okay.

No, you guys go ahead. I'm going to find the veil.

Oh, crap. I don't have a veil.

How great is that?

a huge crowd full of huge Midwestern people

I hope not because I plan on getting hammered.

First guy we talked to. Ship captain.

And a bouquet. I need a veil and a bouquet.

Let's get this started.

- Let's do this thing. - All right.

- Blackjack? - Yeah.

Okay, would you freakin' marry me already?

This is my machine.

We weren't there for very long. It's not like I had time

Wh-- did we take an oath?

I'm kind of important around here, you know? I'm the project manager.

Are we thinking full-on strip club, or should we rent a room

Are... we married? Did you just marry us?