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Wait, is this because there's a time crunch Uncle Ted should know about?
but unfortunately, only a judge can do that.
Look, I know this is turning into a bit of a disaster,
Wow. Look at this place.
It's okay, baby.
What you don't know... could eat you.
Yeah, glad we dodged that bullet.
Is what I would say if there was any chance of you seeing a judge today,
So do I.
Now, I had been to a lot of casinos before that night,
Oh, really?!
- Really?! - Is what I would say...
You may not have much range, but at least I'm marrying a guy
What?
A ship captain can marry us.
The last one I heard was,
Are you ready to do this?
...Daddy.
Just... I'm almost done.
I know.
Yes.
That's weird, right?
Baby, anyplace we go, we're gonna need a marriage license.
You actually expect any of us are gonna come to your third wedding?
Ted, up here.
Okay, this is a good plan B.
- You're not my best friend. - Right here.
You been here before?
So we all got a pedicure and then headed down...