Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I went to clean it off, but then when I put my hands in the automatic dryer
-Hollyhock, I need to tell you something. -Did you get the results?
I gotta get back to Hollyhock.
to keep their eyes peeled for a refugee baby
-Okay. -But it feels good to talk about it.
-Wait, what's your last name? -I know, it's confusing.
I came back because I wanted to fix things,
-[note dings] -[sighs]
So if you're not mad about Emily--
that the unconditional love of eight dads couldn't already fill.
All right, Middle-Aged Yeller, here's what you're gonna do.
for other people's TV shows?
I always prefer fiction to truth, personally.
We need to make her seem relatable, and the best way to do that
How do I make people care about important stuff
[cheers and applause]
Listen, I'm a reporter.
Mine is a bunch of water balloons with a blonde wig.
in case I start choking on pills or have a funny take on current events
Wow!
What if it's not everything I want it to be?
Harassment lawsuit waiting to happen?
and that will decide whether you're for or against fracking.
Where you stand on the issue doesn't really matter.
-No! Wait! -Huh?
No, it's fine.
of shoring up four-quadrant support.
Cheese? Yes, please!
That was a joke. Obviously, I've never heard of your family and/or law firm.
Calm down, I'm not going to hurt you.
He mostly just used the chloroform on himself, though.
to fit our unrealistic expectation of what beauty should be?
-[both grunting] -Mr. Peanutbutter, there's a delivery!