Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and that will decide whether you're for or against fracking.
-Hollyhock, I need to tell you something. -Did you get the results?
We need to make her seem relatable, and the best way to do that
-Wait, what's your last name? -I know, it's confusing.
to keep their eyes peeled for a refugee baby
-[both grunting] -Mr. Peanutbutter, there's a delivery!
How do I make people care about important stuff
Mine is a bunch of water balloons with a blonde wig.
-No! Wait! -Huh?
I gotta get back to Hollyhock.
for other people's TV shows?
[cheers and applause]
Harassment lawsuit waiting to happen?
I came back because I wanted to fix things,
-[note dings] -[sighs]
in case I start choking on pills or have a funny take on current events
I went to clean it off, but then when I put my hands in the automatic dryer
-Okay. -But it feels good to talk about it.
to fit our unrealistic expectation of what beauty should be?
He mostly just used the chloroform on himself, though.
All right, Middle-Aged Yeller, here's what you're gonna do.
Where you stand on the issue doesn't really matter.
What if it's not everything I want it to be?
I always prefer fiction to truth, personally.
that the unconditional love of eight dads couldn't already fill.
Calm down, I'm not going to hurt you.
So if you're not mad about Emily--
Cheese? Yes, please!
That was a joke. Obviously, I've never heard of your family and/or law firm.
Listen, I'm a reporter.
No, it's fine.
of shoring up four-quadrant support.
Wow!