Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Tim giggles]
- Bye-bye. - Hi, there.
[Sophie] That tickles!
No wonder you're perverted. Look who your parents are.
Let me tell you something. Half of life is obligations.
Mother, don't you think it's getting a little late?
one that is much better traveled with a companion by our side.
- Mom... - It'll be great!
- I bought shoes! - I didn't know that.
Mom. The kids are waiting.
What?
No.
Why should that be a problem?
One day, her nasty neighbor Karen McCluskey
It's a recipe I found in an old German cookbook.
I know why you've been so furious at me.
I don't know. Porter has a dentist appointment at 4 pm.
Fine. Tomorrow I'm canceling your credit cards.
Why don't you get that?
- I've been plenty supportive. - You haven't. You really haven't.
Smells good. What are we having?
I'm not confused.
Can you wait till dessert to call our son a sodomite?
OK.
That's great. Here, give 'em here.
By the way, this is on me.
[Softly] I'm so sorry.
He'll get you the file on Deidre's case.
L-I'm not sure I follow.
You know how depressed I've been over my break-up with Morty.
You shouldn't be doing this now.
Andrew, please, just go and talk to Reverend Sikes.
Your family seems like the kind that would eat guacamole.
Andrew, come here, I want you to see this.
Here, my way of saying thank you for not letting me die out there on the lawn.
because we didn't pick it up the second it came?
I'm making home-made bratwurst with sweet and sour cabbage.
All that time I was looking for her.
It's like we're setting a trap for him.
We're just having a few laughs. What's the big deal?
Yeah, well, uh...
Our son just told us that he might be gay.
- They're such tools. - I'm sorry, just so I'm clear.
What a fun night.
- What's your problem, pal? - Dude, you were feelin' up her mother.
Lynette chose to do the right thing.
I would love you even if you were a murderer.