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So is spaghetti your specialty?
Totally! I mean, the guy's life was shattered in a very public humiliation.
leaving me utterly and completely heartbroken.
It's my ex. Sorry, we're trying to remain friends.
I think you wanna go out there and get that girl.
OLDER TED: So I was resolved to put The Wedding Bride
You're right. What am I doing?
(SLURPING)
No-can-do's-ville, babydoll.
...this doofus in the red cowboy boots,
The wedding's in 15 minutes. I'll never make it.
It was interesting. We went to see that new movie, The Wedding Bride.
And besides, I like being friendly, okay? I'm not gonna change that about myself.
There's still time.
Right behind a movie of him riding a horse in slow motion through a field of turnips.
Oh, I'm drawing a blank here. How did that work out again?
Why don't you say something to him?
- who wrote a movie about it and... ...who doesn't appreciate what he has
- STELLA: Tony, all I've wanted all my life... - Ted, all I've wanted all week...
OLDER TED: Yeah, it's there.
No! No! No! Stop doing that!
SECRETARY ON INTERCOM: Mr. Mosley, your fiancée is here.
What about our big romantic weekend?
Also, a little cheesy.
Do you, Stella, take Jed Mosley to be your lawfully-wedded husband?