Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- this isn't me. - TONY: ... this isn't you.
OLDER TED: That's when I realized everyone has baggage, including me.
the story of what happened with you and Stella.
That spring, I had just started dating a girl named Royce.
so Marshall gave them our address.
Oh, you'll go all right.
OLDER TED: Kids, when you're in your 20s, dating is great.
- Encyclopaedia. - Encyclopaedia.
It sucks. And you're all stupid for liking it.
Why? Why does it even have to?
But that doesn't mean anyone with baggage is undateable.
Best baggage, hates her dad,
Heck, I've been left at the altar.
Oh, uh, no reason.
- Here. Put this on your finger. - Hey!
...Iliard-trained violinist, walked into a bar.
OLDER TED: Um, Uncle Barney didn't say "kiss."
Hi, pumpkin. Did you get our tickets to Maui?
Sex.
he never fully loves or trusts anyone ever again.
You actually used Jed Mosley's catchphrase?