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...in the greatest democracy in the world--
They told me you was a tough guy.
Agnes, I am truly sorry, but what's done is done.
Yeah.
What did you do?
A baby?
Do you really think so little of me?
-Agnes, what is this nonsense? -Nonsense?
Yeah?
Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?
In any community, everybody's got a job.
I know it's your first night, so if you wanna be by yourself...
If anyone ever found out, well, it'd be awful and it wouldn't be fair.
Miss Hayes is having a baby? Our Miss Hayes?
-Should I speak--? -Got him?
Excellent, excellent. The Oval Office appreciates your cooperation.
-Agnes? -Yes?
I want to let him know that he's got a father.
...to care for the well-being of each member of our Blue Moon family.
And I wanna be able to shave in that shine...
Hey, what the--?
You were right. The only thing I cared about was old numero uno:
MacGilicuddy.
So our two jobs are the same.
I don't know really if I can say, sir. I mean, it's a very delicate subject.
...responsibility?
Now, give me that. I told you, man.
Why don't you raise a little hell?
But suppose someone....
...of perfumed, silky ladies' underwear.
When I tell you, put your personal belongings on the counter.