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Why, oh, why do we keep printing this on white?
I get everything I want 'cause I'm very...
Who else could do this?
Me
Okay, I am going to throw up.
am I scared of a stupid computer?
But you get to put the paper in this little shopping cart and then it says,
and I was wondering if you could sign my cast.
Alfredo’s taco cafe? Or tacos by Alfredo?
Stop it. Give me that. Give it.
Return it! Return it now!
I hadn't noticed.
That's all I ask of you, Angela.
and I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest.
Why don't you want to go tonight? What...
TAM It's like coding a hot circle of garbage
The Chicago Marathon 2022 is 8 Weeks away!
This is why I'm here?
Oh, no, it's bad. It's real bad.
(ALL SCOFFING) Pizza By Alfredo.
Go to my car, open the trunk, inside you will see many pelts.
Am I scared of a stupid computer?
What if I told you I could offer free shipping?
Isn't that part of the fun?
Where'd you...
Me: Hiring managers:
chocolates or the thing that's made of ice.
It appears that the whiteboard has become alive
That seemed to shut her up.
DAMNIT PETRA! IT KNOWS! IT KNOWS WHAT YOU DID!
I want it to be a party that the guys in New York
It knows! It knows what you did!
"Thanks For Shopping With Dunder Mifflin!"
And if you tell me
And Kevin had Greek food for lunch again!
that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer.
Doesn't have to be a racecar. Use your imagination.
Yeah, let's go.
while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.
Right now. Get into the conference room.
Really? 'Cause Ryan says so?
Setting up the webcam for the party.
and I can't reach it. And Kevin had Greek food for lunch again!
has crushed his electronic nemesis, if you will,
If you're not over 160, then shut up
I want to understand what you're saying,
Was just watching Armageddon and this song came on. I immediately starting singing along with Michael's lyrics.
Why would you reorder from a computer
When I left Apple, I took some of their leads with me,
I was thinking Pammy,
We are accomplices. I'm not going to jail for this.
We would like to order Some chocolate chip cookies
In your face, machines!
"but that mixed-berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired."
Phyllis, these are spoons.
I think I faked Oscar out.
Yeah.
You, my friend, are in a very close second.
402.
'Cause you're not gonna find it in that box.
earthlings, I have some news.
I said it normal.
Yeah, I know that guy. He's that farmer that grows really crappy weed.
Fine.
i'm throwing up. you're making me throw up ryan
Isn’t 7pm a little late for a launch party?
Yeah? Yeah.
Okay, what have you been doing in here this whole time?
One good meme unlimited terrible memes
Nobody cares about this party anyway.
Sure, I'll hold.
I'll read this when I get home.
Ryan wants you to share it with everyone.
No, I'm not.
The best mom in the whole wide world!
What’s better, two bad monday night games, or one good game? One good Monday night game
MICHAEL: Okay.
He said no.
OKAY. I BELIEVE HE THINKS HE WILL BE PAID.