Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right. You know what? I don't understand

Would it really be better if it says lanch party, Kevin?

I'll find somebody that I haven't slept with.

I don't care, and you won't. You'll see.

Michael, this is the press release I was telling you about.

i'm throwing up you're making me throw up, ryan

Okay. Attention,

Damn it, Jeremy! It knows!

"Pizza, pizza with mushrooms, pizza without mushrooms, white pizza, steak"?

eight pizzas with a half-off coupon,

What do you want me to do tonight?

which is actually "Password," so...

MAN 1: Hey, how'd it go? MAN 2: Yeah. What did she say?

You looking for dinner and a movie?

Take a chance, take a chance

What did I intend to do with them?

What can I say?

I'll call you back.

You send them a notarized letter, right? Well, what if the recipient is your notary?

Beep, beep, beep.

but it's difficult for me when you use that tone.

You don't just make promises

What is wrong with you?

If you need me, let me know

Dwight mercy-killed Angela's cat.

just before you walked me over to my desk?

Good, okay, cool.

Earthlings, I have some news.

How about instead of yelling at our sweet little Miss Kapour

No. God. Oh, my God.

I started a fire with my cheese pita.

And I got a new suit, and I'm your boss.

Do you understand me now?

over 500 sheets of paper, you get back to your desk

Hey, good for you. Good for you! Scranton power.

While we wait for the hostage situation With the oatmeal raisin cookies to end

I wasn't as important as I thought I was

Corporate gave me 2 plaques in lieu of a pay raise

Very cool. Yeah, it was funny to see Ryan all embarrassed by that.

What we need are forks,

I kidnapped a kid. You had to.

No. No! You're not... No!

Can you write where I can read it?

And you will come out when you decide to give me a discount on the pizza.

I am going to throw up I'm throwing up. You're making me throw up

I didn't ask you to do it for me.

filling out your timesheet just became fun

I don't care what you told them on the phone.

so half of $63.50 and half the tip on $63.50...

You said you weren't coming back and we could leave early.

Guess who just ordered from your favorite pizza place -- Alfredo?

If you are not this tall, you may not ride the rollercoaster.

IT KNOWS! IT KNOWS WHAT YOU DID!

"confetti, go-go dancers"?