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Like something that you have to look for, sort of a Where's Waldo?
All your friends are going to be there... My friends?
Really?
(IMITATING RYAN) I'm Ryan and tonight didn't go the way that I thought it would,
Here's two more.
Yes, I know it is not on the coupon.
All right.
than you're paying right now?
Today is the big day that I'm heading to New York to attend a party
Why is it so tight?
305.
Same thing.
Look at that.
Get back in that operatory And start selling multiple units like a man
Which one is this? Perfect.
Thank you.
I'm singling you out.
Bring something to write with and something to write on.
I'm sorry. It's just the first girl that popped into my head.
Now the trick is to make him think you're going to do something to him.
"But You Get To Put The Paper In This Little Shopping Cart And Then It Says,"
Mike lays down the law
(MESSENGER BEEPS)
All right. Let me just say goodbye to Pam.
Anyway, I have this Sharpie,
I think it's inappropriate to date someone you work with.
After work, you...
I'm a minor.
And I do not mean policemen.
A Medium Amount of Good Pizza Or All You Can Eat of Pretty Good Pizza?
fireworks or a racecar.
All right. You drive.
On an unrelated note, if anybody has an interesting anecdote
Look, at the end of the day, Apple's apple is flying at 30,000 feet.
I liked your statement tonight.
I never thanked you for coming to the hospital.
And now from my old hometown, Scranton, Pennsylvania, my former boss,
Michael Scott.
I feel angry. Angry at you. Angry at you for doing something stupid.
If you are not this tall You may not ride the roller coaster
You don't understand.
Yes, but not by kidnapping them.
Hello, Michael. This is Ryan.
GOD DAMNIT IT KNOWS! IT KNOWS WHAT YOU DID!
You're Watching ER On NBC You're Watching The Office On NBC
All right, Dwight, knock it off.
Hey, if you want to win, you got to fuel like a winner.
Coopers has calamari.
Anyway, I have this Sharpie,
Go by yourself.
Ju Gj
You're gonna let me know when we're close, right?
So stop being a disrespectful little jerk, okay?
and I was wondering if you could sign my cast.
It'll be fun. Michael, I was terminated.
Some days I am just on fire What can I say?
I am in the fight of my life against this computer,
Always a jokester.
Okay.
That's part of it, just a...
I'm singling you out.
I'd really like some sushi.
I care.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
What?
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
You must be this tall to ride
I asked for assorted cutlery, and I got back spoons.
MANAGING TASKS JUST BECAME FUN
IM THROWING UP, YOURE MAKING ME THROWV UP, BERNIE
Yes. Actually, I will tell you right now.
It's unreasonable for you to ask me to do all of this.
A medium amount of good pizza or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?
Please, that computer should be scared of me.
And the same thing goes for quarterly reports. They are unreadable.
"Oh, and here are four idiots who will do nothing but weigh you down.