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Got it. Carb up.
Michael? Ryan wants to introduce the branch managers in a few minutes.
Friends: How did you come up with such a hilarious meme? I stole it
What would you say if I told you we could pull a prank on Dwight,
and my useless number two quit.
Yeah. I withdrew too.
(MESSENGER BEEPING)
do you think you could take some sodas and some napkins up to the roof?
See you later.
so I googled, "How to deal with difficult people."
It just so happens, I know where you can find it, but again,
How bout you stop placing them parlays And start betting singles like a man
John L. on pizza in greenville It's like eating a hot circle of garbage
Anyway, I have this Sharpie,
Spoons have rounded tops and are used to scoop things.
And we need knives, which have blades.
I'm going to tell it that you were responsible.
Going to do my very best And that ain't no lie
What's going to win? A medium amount of good memes or All you can eat low effort memes
Lunch party? It's supposed to say "Launch Party."
Michael just called the pizza place with a list of demands.
Wanna head back?
Perfect. So let me just get some basic information from you.
That was the moment that you knew you liked me?
Filing out your timesheet just became fun
that I have to drive back to Scranton to the satellite party,
so I would like eight pizzas for half-off. End of story.
cooler, more important...
Nope.
what do you want me to do, not announce it? 10
Laundry or Landry
what is better? a medium amount of good pizza, or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?
Well, I really appreciate you coming.
So I'm paying full price?
not in the box.
OK. Attention,
Waste of time.
and every sale counts.
Damn it, hedl, it knows! It knows what you did!
No. No. I'm sure that's not.
Can we make it a different moment?
to the real party, which is going on in New York City
Yeah.
please drop by my office before I leave. Thank you.
This is stupid.
A great night of Wrestlemania later.
Um...
I did it for you.
I don't want to reinvent the wheel here.
It knows!!
But, you know, I'm not gonna cry over it.
Hello. Hang on.
A medium amount of *good* code Or an entire app of *pretty good* code?
This is Michael.
That was awesome. Thank you.
by a whopping 52 reams.
What if i told you i could offer free shipping?
You didn't actually think that I was going to spend 60 bucks on pizza?
Some days I am just on fire. What can I say?
I have to go clean up after the party.
Just let me know who the winner is.
We're the best car wash in the whole wide world
I'm singling you out.
And sold more paper.
What? I'm gonna get it.
I know. It's bland.
I'm keeping him until I get what I want.
What will you do?
I have to call you back.