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All right, I'll be right back. Don't move.
Okay, she'll see me doing my homework by listening to the doctor,
[theme music playing]
You can never go wrong with homework.
-I never even thought of that. -Who would think of it?
No!
[alarm ringing]
But we still can't have sex.
it's-- it's time to take the ice.
Wait, wait, wait. We can't just do this.
[groans]
Well, numbers are boring.
We need to bring down the cost of the fixtures.
That's what's great about it.
[scoffs] The best birth control is if I grow a mustache again.
-Like what? -There are other forms of birth control.
and none of those will ever come anywhere near my favorite friend.
I can't do it. I can't do it so much,
[sighs]
I love you.
Being able to do it whenever I want is the whole reason I got married.
What?
You know, his idea would solve our problem once and for all.
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