Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Nah, bruh, that's like, my family. - So it's platonic.
That's my friend's phone.
Yeah, I'd like to report a crime.
Fantastic.
You want me to get you something?
"A romantic at heart. I'm adventurous. I love to travel.
And when you're really high, your brain gets a little... lazy.
Why? What's going on?
- No, I prefer to keep it that way. - Oh. Okay.
who you've literally broken up with a thousand times?
It may seem all cute and cuddly to you, but this is real shit.
- How are you feeling? - I think I have the flu or something.
Listen, bruh.
That she gave a blowjob to a guy who didn't deserve it?
- 'Cause I feel different. - Okay, well, you don't look it.
to one's career, reputation, and emotional well-being.
I don't know what you're gonna say, but this feels like... really dramatic.
I wouldn't worry about it. It's not like you guys are gonna be together forever.
Why do you need a guy to make you feel more feminine?
It's funny. I always thought I was gonna lose my virginity to you.
She looks at me. She goes... "He didn't look like his pictures."
That's also 'cause you're shy.
But it did sound a lot calmer than the way I would describe it.
I don't want a novel, or some slow burn, or anything that feels like work.
And it's late. You shouldn't be drinking caffeine.
Be quiet. Listen, i'm really serious right now.
Yes.
You could, like... You could flash it.
- You remind me of her. - Who?
- Jules is in love with Nate. - Why would Jules be in love with Nate?
- I miss your dad. - Me, too.
You're not really thinking about having this kid, are you?
What are you doing?
"You're... you're a fucking bad husband. You should fucking retire."
Our friend did. I mean, are you guys gonna go out?
- You should have asked for more. - Really?
The truth is, the last time I left this room,
And eventually, months went by, and she didn't hear from him at all.
- Worse than saying it? - Yeah.
But if you were in my situation, what would you do?
- Nate Jacobs? - Tyler.
...and was in the icu for 23 days.
Stop.
- Can I film you sucking my dick? - What? No!
I don't know if I want to be associated with herpes but, you know...