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Oh, these? They're just, like, third-dimension glasses, you know?
I doubt Charlie can even say the word "luau."
- So which one is it? - Which one were you talking about?
- This is sketchy as hell. - Yeah.
I doubt Adam can even say the word “luau”
Birthday?
But I'm not gonna say anything because I don't wanna be cynical anymore.
We weren't quite sure what a COHAT was, right?
- Today's his birthday. - Are you kidding me?
Charlie, let's go. Get in here.
- Shh. - You shh.
Because we don't serve spaghetti...
- That's the whole thing. You have to distract him. That's... Oh, shit. Yeah.
What is this word?
Oh, God, you know what? It doesn't matter.
I'm gonna suggest that we give the two coupons to Dee...
because they caught a guy jerking off in here...
And then option number two is a hat that you put on.
Come on. Just relax. Take your clothes off.
A plus sign and a chicken.
- I'm going back to the bar. I'm taking the spaghetti. - Go to the bar.
- What is that? What'd you do? - I got you a present, bro.
- Yeah. - Well, that is what happened.
Charlie, it lumped it up and mangled it like a chicken potpie down there.
- What is it? Hello. - Luau. Luau.
Ha, so you come crawling back…
- So we also have the bird, with teeth. - Yep.
Charlie.
No. That's a guarantee you can't make, Dee, all right?
Charlie keeps a book of dreams and aspirations.
When that customer calls back to reserve a party after saying your too expensive
- What, this? - Yeah, that box there.
Were you trying to get us to plan your surprise party?
I ain't no Duncan. It's this nigga right here about to go level three and shit.
- We went around you, Frank. - Yeah.
- Ah, sure. - Frank, are you sure about this luau thing?
Can't eat spaghetti. Can't follow the movie. Doesn't make sense.
- Denim chicken? - Yes!