Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't know how custom we are...

and my kids look at me like I'm a rack of yard tools at Sears?

That's why I don't understand what I'm doing here with you.

No, I found it. I wanna go first.

and still part on good terms.

Scott, how do I introduce me thick Dick to the unto all cake?

With Long Tall Sally

Can I go now? Thank you very much. Thank you. Go, go, go.

Let’s Fucking Ride!!!

I felt my plaque start flowing again!

The Zagnut addicted bear of Clare county

I'll make up the difference, and we'll square it away on Monday.

Ask an Oklahoman how they’re doing these days...

Go wash, go wash, go wash! In the bathroom. In the bathroom.

Yakety yak, yakety yak

Ah, get the barbecue going, get some hot dogs on there.

Watch your heads. Here it comes!

You know what a loon is, noodlehead?

Look at that thing move!

Lost the yardage, These rangefinders they don't work

You got chalk right there.

Don't push it, Roman!

As a matter of fact, I don't remember anybody inviting you up here.

By the way, is it paid for?

You're a big man. And you're a nice man. And you're above all this.

Ooh! Yeah. Yeah.

I wouldn't be surprised if that was Ben and Buck's college money.

Come on, everybody.

Great, I'll meet you at 9.00.

One, two, three.

For the first time in your life, be their father!

One, two, three, go!

I gotta go back.

And I'm gonna tell you something I had previously decided not to.

Oh, right in the...

So, no more thinking about bears, all right?

What about this father-son thing? You're gonna leave, you're gonna pack up?

Wait a minute. No way. Wait a hot-shit minute.

Connie, stay down! Stay down!

No, no. They have to hear this.

What do I do, push the red button?

You city-dwelling fools are damn lucky.

I've... I've told you I loved you, right?

How did you know?

He must be hard of hearing or something.

I want you to go back to Chicago a crazed, lovesick maniac

Are we gonna ski or what?

It's full of boreholes and sinkholes and pits, caves, hollows.

You know, we're here. Let's go. Come on.

So when you go to bed tonight if you hear a noise whatever you do, don't look out the window Because it might be a turkey!

December 27th, 2023

Threw aside our plans to come up here,

Violent, but yeah, cute.

I don't believe... I don't believe I heard you say that.

Yeah! That'll be the day.

Answer me one question. Sure.

That was quite a surprise. I mean...

Oh, bite the big one, Uncle Roman!

Okay, but don't be too late.

I'm not gonna tell you what the teenagers do there.

- No. - You messed up the words twice.

Yeah, let's just go.

Give me a hug. What?

Corkscrew technique

Big one. Big spider. Big spider.

That’s too much That’s just too much

But she's a real bear. Won't give it up to me.

There's Nothing On That Plate But Gristle And Fat

You did figure it out, Kate.

So now I get the look. I was just trying to have some fun.

Blow it. Shall I?

couldn't meet my calls. I lost my seat on the exchange.

Here we go. You all right?

Hey, don't talk to adults that way!

there's the zoirinaoaomiindaamesbereeryleannabelle. there's the lusuceehillianindaathyjiasta.

Is that a fact?

You make a good living. Not bad.

See, a lot of people are hip to this.

Oh, boy! What a night, huh?

Big! Big! Whoo, Big!

Well, maybe he hung up on you.

Chet? Where are you?

One of the men I admired.

We're gonna close our eyes and dream about nice things.

Buck and I are getting a pontoon boat, right, Buck?

Yakety yak Don't talk back

You fellows met Reg?

All right. All right. That was your last chance.

Get the light on him. Get the light on him.

OH, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS IT'S KC TIME

I'm telling you, you got nothing to be afraid of, okay?

Well, what happened?

Listen, if Stacy can get a dessert down him,

How could you do that? I didn't do that. He did it.

Happy Birthday to our favorite Uncle and Brother-In-Law!

I know the Heimlich maneuver.

We were living well, right? Well beyond our means.

Take a good look.

The rest of us are all probably gonna die

And walk yourself to the Laundromat

Okay, let's go. We'll walk it.