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And the whole week you'll be here!

Come on, Ben, what are we gonna do?

and was attacked by a band of escaped army psychiatric patients

Okay, let's roll! All right.

If you don't scrub that kitchen floor

A story that might save your lives

Take it in. Take it all in.

Okay, here we go now. Everybody help Uncle Chet.

Burt. A guy named Burt.

who'd been subjected to violent,

I think we have to... We have to do something.

That bear had become a man-eater.

What is he saying? What?

The fact of the matter is, Chet,

But we gotta get some sleep.

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Roman! Girls! I'm back.

Thanks, Uncle Chet.

Hey, it's crowded. Hey, this is great.

Dad, Dad, Dad, no one's denting anybody.

Wait a hot shit minute Wait a hot shit minute

and not worry about running into anybody.

Baby, I knew you'd understand.

I'm so sorry. I just don't feel like this.

Go in there and get that radar-guided vermin.

Every bit of it.

Why don't you come over here and show me how to do it?

Where's that ball-slapping nag you were riding?

We were drawing tags , right? drawing Well beyond our means.

Oh ingy, blow it out your ass.

I ran into the living room.

Do you feel better? I do, and I'm sorry.

Oh, I hope this investment really works out for them.

Yakety Yak Don't Talk Back

Yeah, that's a fact.

You were at the Indians game..

Twistin' with Lucy

Whoa! Hey! What the hell are you doing?

Come on, y'all, let's say it one more time

Oh! Nature all around us, boys.

Come on. I'll let you row.

My God! Protect us!

Let me rethink this.

Your mother's probably worried sick about you.

Pontoon boat. What the hell you gonna do with a pontoon boat?

You'll be fine.

We'll help you.

Oh, jeez, damn!

Like my little Lucy

He may still be out there

Well, he may take a little while with that last bite, but it'll go down.

on the validity of the tale which Uncle Chet shared with us this evening.

How about that, huh?

How to end any argument on vacation

All right. On "ready."

You can run around here naked as a bear

Now watch me work, y'all

You'd better believe it!

was just a yarn, spinning for our entertainment.

Get out of here.

Come on, it's cute.

So, now it's all starting to ooze out. It's very interesting, isn't it, Katie?

He's been struck by lightning, how many times is it now, Reg?

You're a good man. You're the best.

Why do you always do this to me, you know?

Right now? Yeah, what the hell?

This guy's a riot.

Ya know what those are made of? Lips and assholes!

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I'm alive. I'm alive. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Big! Big! Whoo, Big!

I don't know. Right over there, behind you.

Who's handling your investments?

Why? He's nocturnal.

You figure it out for yourself.

Yeah, Dad, about 100 times. I don't think the guy can hear us or something. He's deaf.

Yeah, if you can find me.

You'll have to excuse my brother-in-law.

If you like him, you stay with him, 'cause I'm through. I'm out of here.

What's this? What's this over here?

I don't want Uncle Chet's bear story to upset you in the same way.

What's it look like I'm doing?

That was a shot!

the Kellen Rasmussen's of the world are just able to lay back and wait for the elk draw results

"Race you home."

No really we loved it!

and you want to wish happy birthday to a guy you never even met?

Look around you, Roman! For God sakes, this is beautiful country here!

You wishing Mr. Tompkins a happy birthday?

That didn't scare him, Dad.

Game playing, role playing. Helps in a marriage after a little while, you know?

That Jimbo's not a bad guy. I just had a word with him. Here's the kicker.

You know, he's the oldest living man in Canada, kids. Isn't that something?

I'll make sure of that.

Oh! I love you. I love you.

It was just a yarn, spinning for our entertainment.

Hey, he's back, everybody!

Dad, that's my hook.

infected bandages, body parts, IV tubing, contaminated glassware,

Well, it's the first good idea you've had since you've been here.

Great. Okay. Then that's fine.

to a man who's had the courage to live on this earth 109 years.

Let's just go back to the cabin.

Race you home. You got it.

from whatever it killed before it got to our cabin.

No, no, go away. Leave me alone!

There’s nothing on that plate but gristle and fat

That a neo-turkey thing or... Roman, what are you... He's got the hair

He gets a couple cocktails into him, he becomes an expert on everything.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Come on, Roman.