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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
Yeah, that's a fact.
Come on, Ben, what are we gonna do?
and was attacked by a band of escaped army psychiatric patients
We were drawing tags , right? drawing Well beyond our means.
Oh, my God.
83 cents
I don't want Uncle Chet's bear story to upset you in the same way.
That a neo-turkey thing or... Roman, what are you... He's got the hair
and not worry about running into anybody.
That Jimbo's not a bad guy. I just had a word with him. Here's the kicker.
No, no, go away. Leave me alone!
infected bandages, body parts, IV tubing, contaminated glassware,
You come back!
That didn't scare him, Dad.
Okay. Where?
Take it in. Take it all in.
Ya know what those are made of? Lips and assholes!
Ya know what those are made of?!
What's this? What's this over here?
This guy's a riot.
Big! Big! Whoo, Big!
Come on, Roman.
I ran into the living room.
Yeah, Dad, about 100 times. I don't think the guy can hear us or something. He's deaf.
Let's just go back to the cabin.
You'll be fine.
You'd better believe it!
Race you home. You got it.
"Race you home."
Yeah. Maybe.
He gets a couple cocktails into him, he becomes an expert on everything.
You wishing Mr. Tompkins a happy birthday?
It was just a yarn, spinning for our entertainment.
Come on. I'll let you row.
Why? He's nocturnal.
Dad, Dad, Dad, no one's denting anybody.
Hey, he's back, everybody!
Whoa! Hey! What the hell are you doing?
So, now it's all starting to ooze out. It's very interesting, isn't it, Katie?
You'll have to excuse my brother-in-law.
Let me rethink this.
Come on, it's cute.
You figure it out for yourself.
and you want to wish happy birthday to a guy you never even met?
Oh! I love you. I love you.
He may still be out there
Like my little Lucy
You're a good man. You're the best.
Oh, I hope this investment really works out for them.
Winter 2023
Now watch me work, y'all
Look around you, Roman! For God sakes, this is beautiful country here!
to a man who's had the courage to live on this earth 109 years.
When my wife lets me read her smut book
Oh! Nature all around us, boys.
No really we loved it!
Roman! Girls! I'm back.
The fact of the matter is, Chet,
We got it!
All right. On "ready."
If you like him, you stay with him, 'cause I'm through. I'm out of here.
That bear had become a man-eater.
Where's that ball-slapping nag you were riding?
I don't know. Right over there, behind you.
Great. Okay. Then that's fine.
Well, he may take a little while with that last bite, but it'll go down.
Oh.
Do you feel better? I do, and I'm sorry.
from whatever it killed before it got to our cabin.
You were at the Indians game..
When my wife let's me read her smut book
Well, it's the first good idea you've had since you've been here.
Hi good morning Go to yarn.co and search any phrase
on the validity of the tale which Uncle Chet shared with us this evening.
Okay, here we go now. Everybody help Uncle Chet.
And the whole week you'll be here!
Do you? Yep.
Yakety Yak Don't Talk Back
the Kellen Rasmussen's of the world are just able to lay back and wait for the elk draw results
Okay, let's roll! All right.
I'm alive. I'm alive. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
I'll make sure of that.
You can run around here naked as a bear
Right now? Yeah, what the hell?
Yeah, if you can find me.
Dad, that's my hook.
Every bit of it.
was just a yarn, spinning for our entertainment.
What is he saying? What?
Pontoon boat. What the hell you gonna do with a pontoon boat?
You know, he's the oldest living man in Canada, kids. Isn't that something?
Oh, the pain.
Hey, it's crowded. Hey, this is great.
We'll help you.
⛈️
But we gotta get some sleep.
Why do you always do this to me, you know?
Wait a hot shit minute Wait a hot shit minute
who'd been subjected to violent,
Whoa!
Come on, y'all, let's say it one more time
there's the alicheleoiieufvieeeeheiieeuaikiiorgurgeeehia. there's the kateehlaettirgiisajamwiwissheesarobendyarioliionammieindagurieim.
My God! Protect us!
Burt. A guy named Burt.
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
How about that, huh?
Oh, jeez, damn!
Game playing, role playing. Helps in a marriage after a little while, you know?
How to end any argument on vacation
I'm so sorry. I just don't feel like this.
8:00?
There’s nothing on that plate but gristle and fat
Who's handling your investments?
Oh ingy, blow it out your ass.
This is great.
Help! Help!
Hot Dogs
That was a shot!
Baby, I knew you'd understand.
A story that might save your lives
What's it look like I'm doing?
Why don't you come over here and show me how to do it?
Thanks, Uncle Chet.
in the head!
Bill Stop
I think we have to... We have to do something.
No problem.
Twistin' with Lucy
He's been struck by lightning, how many times is it now, Reg?
Get out of here.
Go in there and get that radar-guided vermin.
Your mother's probably worried sick about you.