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It is a 96-ounce prime-aged beef steak.
You don't have to focus? You don't have to focus. Just push the red button.
This is very unfair, Roman.
What the hell are you talking about? We're a family, for crying out loud!
Have you ever seen whiter whites?
Yes, yes, I was.
We're broke, we're bankrupt, we're busted.
I hate to do this to you.
And still part on good terms Расстаться друзьями
Oh, you have an awful lot of nerve, Roman. A lot of nerve.
Good night.
Really inappropriate, Chet.
There's Nothing On That Plate But Gristle And Fat
You bastard, Roman!
All right, calm down, calm down.
I apologize to you both. It was a terrible thing to say.
Go faster!
Oh!
Go loose!
Yeah, I can hold, but not for too long.
Wow.
All right!
Great outdoors
Put your hands on your hips, yeah
All kids like bugs. They're cute. Especially fireflies. Their butts light up.
Mind if I go now?
I found your youngsters inside the mine perimeter.
Ow! Uh!
Excuse me. Can we get some service over here?
Okay, okay, just be still.
Home? We've got a whole day of activities planned. A little nap.
I mean our kids.
We should've brought Uncle Roman's car.
That's a goddamn lamp!
Mom, it's fine.
Sorry, Dad.
Six times!
Client's amazement at how much storage space you've added.
I don't own the park.
All right, girls, why don't you kiss Mr. Tompkins on the cheek?
Gonna introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake.
You know, Chet and I haven't had lobster in an age, not since our anniversary, anyway.
How about you, Chet?
Uncle George?
What? Who's saying something about my tails? They're killers.
Put it in there with all the others.
Oh, well, I'm glad.
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Nice Zagnut!
All right, I'll just drive out.
When I say "ready."
sss-s-s-six-s-six-six-sixty sixty-six times!
I can't believe you, Dad. All right?
Don't do this here. Let's go to the bedroom.
You know the trouble with you, Ripley?
Come on.
We're gonna go over it one more time, okay? Fine.
It just means that we are having some emotions.
We call it the Loon's Nest.
Give me a hug, will you? Come on. Dad...
Lips and Assholes!
See you later.
I don't know. I'm waiting for it to happen.
I'm gonna walk down life's path right now.
I'm moving now!
Oh, great.
Hi!
When my wofe let's me read her smut book
Here we go! Okay.
When do you go back to Chicago?
That's the way you get it going.
Yeah, I know muskie's the big-deal fish up in these waters,
We got it!
You know exactly what to do at any given moment.
Why?
What time do you finish work?
Sometimes it's brisket. Sometimes it's tbone
Hungry for blood!
All right, uh!
PUT A CORK IN IT MILANO WE ARE TALKIN BISINESS
That's it. Have it your way.
Help! Help!
Save that one. That'll be for me.
Yes, Ben?
Yeah.
Then I'm gonna throw it down.
Look at this. $110 for a lighter.
Upstairs! There's a bear!
Roman, I got a few things to gnaw over with you.
A unique investment opportunity came my way.
Okay, hang on, okay? Hang on tight.
I'm crazy about you. Kiss me.
What the hell you gonna do with a station wagon? Retake Berlin?
you think you could throw in a couple of Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?
You got a good life. Pretty good.
That's quite a hairdo you got going there, Reg.
It was my only last hope.
You're grown up now. You deserve it.
Hey, take your hands off her! You wanna go right now?
83 cents.
He was your mentor, wasn't he?
You get to wear the good outfits!
that you'd figure there'd be strings attached.
Oh, he's heating the flue.