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- Is that right? - It's beautiful.
I made it up.
A true bear story.
No, it's this way. I remember.
Hey, shoo! Go on!
You know what's in Hot Dogs? Lips and Assholes
Thanks, Bucky.
Put a cork in it, honey. Talking business.
Yeah, I'm reading the Wall Street Report.
Try this way. Okay.
.
It's wet, old dynamite.
Yeah, some kind of...
I don't know what to say, Roman. I... I...
Yeah, I'm here. Thank God you're here.
if you hear a noise,
I just want you to know I don't blame you for hating me.
You guys wanna cruise the lake in comfort
Boy, what a beautiful sky!
Whoa, jeez.
You don't need any help from somebody who might know a little something about skiing, huh?
Oh, God! That's rotted. Oh!
I think they're trying to say that we're not welcome.
Yakety yak Don't talk back
OH GOD NO!
A green belt between the condos on the lake and a waste management facility
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What happened that got you so crazy?
My pleasure, sweetheart. I hope you had a great time.
If you ask an Okie how they’re doing these days... ...Well, it ain’t raining.
Bill died in the car on the way over here.
I'll take care of it.
I came up here for a reason.
Feel pretty good, y'all, uh!
If I can get a dessert down him Can ya throw in a couple of Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?
Well, sure it is. There's nothing on that plate but gristle and fat.
Oh, good God.
found this family in the woods,
He lives way the hell out in Long grove!
You won't ditch me?
Do you understand what your mother and I are trying to say?
I knew then that it was either the bear or your mom and I.
That's six hot dogs, Dad.
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na-naa
I'm sorry it took so long. I'll explain it all later.
"Race you home."
Want to go for it, girls?
K K
Oh, boy.
In in in in in in in indaaaa head!
Now I've got to spend a week with Roman!
I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him now.
Six sixxxx sixxx sixtyyyy six times!
What did he say? I missed it.
It's cold, it's wet, and you don't want to stay here anymore, do you?
You're not so bad yourself.
Ow! Uh!
Can I see you?
Are You Jealous, Chester?
- Honey? - Yes, Roman?
Okay, fine, Buck. Goodbye.
Oh!
Honey.
That's okay. We're renting a pontoon boat.
Look at the size of those teeth. Whoo.
He’s got the hair!
What about the bear dump?
Wait up, you guys.
I can't tell you...
Chet!
I sure as hell don't.
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na na-na-na
Happy Fourth! Remember as you are grilling out today....lips and assholes!!
He’s got the hair!
I thought I might have mentioned how we picked up a deutschmarks contract,
Not bad, huh?
What? It was a story!
I just see, uh... I see trees.
Look, um...
GET LOOSE!
Hey. Easy, easy. Now, let's just walk back to the stable.
Na-na-na-naa
Stop it, Chet. You know, the kids are at the lake.
I tell you, I am a killer Monopoly player.
Okay.
It just became available yesterday.
It's an interesting touch. It's charming.
You might as well blow the whole birthday out your ass while you're at it, Dad.
It's served me well. I'm the one with the Mercedes.
They're great, Dad. "They're great, Dad."
Jeez. Boy, he likes those.
Well, easy money is money easily lost.
Live all your life in this town, it becomes like second nature.
That’s too much boat.
- Oh, no, I'll let you wear them. - You will?
It doesn't even work.
Or you don't get no spendin' cash
Oh! No, no, no. That bear's gone.
Okay, hold it, hold it! That's good enough. Hey!
You're disgusting. Kids?
Mmm-hmm. Great.
You'll never meet a guy more tuned into the barometric pressure than Reg is.
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
Ya know what those are made of? Lips and assholes!
And then that bucket of salad.
Whoa!
Ahem. Girlfriend?
Boy, I haven't seen weather like this for years.
until someone finds the toilet seat?
What about the kids? They're down at the lake.
Watch out for those Wisconsin rattlers or wild boar.
I also knew you wouldn't let me come up here and put the bite on Connie and Chet.
What I really want to say is thank you.
Big bear. Big bear chase me.
Look, it's no big trick, dude.
Now, you folks enjoy your stay.
Why is it Chet's kids look at him like he's Zeus
No more thinking about unpleasant things.
One night we were getting ready for bed
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
A present from me to you.
I don’t need a blast to the ticker like that!