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You won't ditch me?
That's okay. We're renting a pontoon boat.
What about the kids? They're down at the lake.
- Is that right? - It's beautiful.
That’s too much boat.
It's served me well. I'm the one with the Mercedes.
Yeah, I'm reading the Wall Street Report.
- Oh, no, I'll let you wear them. - You will?
Now, you folks enjoy your stay.
Can I see you?
Yeah, some kind of...
You're disgusting. Kids?
You'll never meet a guy more tuned into the barometric pressure than Reg is.
Oh!
Are You Jealous, Chester?
Live all your life in this town, it becomes like second nature.
Well, easy money is money easily lost.
A present from me to you.
He lives way the hell out in Long grove!
Well, sure it is. There's nothing on that plate but gristle and fat.
Thanks, Bucky.
It just became available yesterday.
"Race you home."
OH GOD NO!
I'm sorry it took so long. I'll explain it all later.
It doesn't even work.
I just want you to know I don't blame you for hating me.
Whoa, jeez.
Oh, God! That's rotted. Oh!
You know what's in Hot Dogs? Lips and Assholes
It's an interesting touch. It's charming.
if you hear a noise,
Do you understand what your mother and I are trying to say?
Whoa!
Jeez. Boy, he likes those.
Boy, what a beautiful sky!
In in in in in in in indaaaa head!
Ow! Uh!
I think they're trying to say that we're not welcome.
And then that bucket of salad.
Look at the size of those teeth. Whoo.
Watch out for those Wisconsin rattlers or wild boar.
A true bear story.
I knew then that it was either the bear or your mom and I.
Hey, shoo! Go on!
I sure as hell don't.
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na na-na-na
Why is it Chet's kids look at him like he's Zeus
Try this way. Okay.
If you ask an Okie how they’re doing these days... ...Well, it ain’t raining.
Hey. Easy, easy. Now, let's just walk back to the stable.
Yeah, I'm here. Thank God you're here.
I don’t need a blast to the ticker like that!
I just see, uh... I see trees.
You might as well blow the whole birthday out your ass while you're at it, Dad.
I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him now.
Oh, boy.
I don't know what to say, Roman. I... I...
Boy, I haven't seen weather like this for years.
Okay.
Feel pretty good, y'all, uh!
Mmm-hmm. Great.
You're not so bad yourself.
Not bad, huh?
Chet!
Oh, good God.
What about the bear dump?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What happened that got you so crazy?
I came up here for a reason.
I made it up.
You guys wanna cruise the lake in comfort
You don't need any help from somebody who might know a little something about skiing, huh?
They're great, Dad. "They're great, Dad."
Look, it's no big trick, dude.
It's cold, it's wet, and you don't want to stay here anymore, do you?
Oh! No, no, no. That bear's gone.
A green belt between the condos on the lake and a waste management facility
My pleasure, sweetheart. I hope you had a great time.
Ya know what those are made of? Lips and assholes!
I'll take care of it.
K K
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na-naa
Big bear. Big bear chase me.
He’s got the hair!
Happy Fourth! Remember as you are grilling out today....lips and assholes!!
Put a cork in it, honey. Talking business.
- Honey? - Yes, Roman?
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Okay, fine, Buck. Goodbye.
until someone finds the toilet seat?
Na-na-na-naa
Want to go for it, girls?
Yakety yak Don't talk back
If I can get a dessert down him Can ya throw in a couple of Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?
Stop it, Chet. You know, the kids are at the lake.
.
GET LOOSE!
Bill died in the car on the way over here.
He’s got the hair!
It's wet, old dynamite.
found this family in the woods,
What did he say? I missed it.
What? It was a story!
Wait up, you guys.
No more thinking about unpleasant things.
I thought I might have mentioned how we picked up a deutschmarks contract,
Now I've got to spend a week with Roman!
No, it's this way. I remember.
I tell you, I am a killer Monopoly player.
Ahem. Girlfriend?
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
Or you don't get no spendin' cash
Okay, hold it, hold it! That's good enough. Hey!
That's six hot dogs, Dad.
Honey.
I can't tell you...
Six sixxxx sixxx sixtyyyy six times!
One night we were getting ready for bed
I also knew you wouldn't let me come up here and put the bite on Connie and Chet.
What I really want to say is thank you.
Look, um...