Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How about Roman dragging me all over the goddamn lake? How about that for starters, huh?

Or the Dead Sea,would of had a lot more fun in another league

You got about three minutes and 25 grand? Jerry?

that he wrote you that check.

Cut it out, will you? They don't bite.

that we can disagree so vehemently,

Oh, no. No. Not in my lifetime, no.

Dad, to the memories.

This bear was over eight feet high.

Oh, what? What? What is that look?

I'm sorry about that. I was in kind of a bad mood, okay?

No. They suck blood.

I think that just about does it.

And what exactly is that statement supposed to mean?

Come on, no further excuses, all right?

He lost his mount. Hey, how you doing there, trooper?

Nice outfit! You're Mr. Coordinated tonight, huh?

That a neo-skunk thing or... Roman, what are you...

Lengthwise to simulate kindling.

Ugh, sick, God.

Oh, my gosh! Hi, honey.

We'll be right down. Go on.

And I really don't remember saying that. But if you said I did,

Jesus Marie! It's a tiny flying mouse, not a grizzly bear.

Wally, what's the bear dump situation like?

If you meet any friends, bring them back. They can suck my wake!

everybody eats for free.

- Come on, honey. - Uncle Roman, wait for Dad.

The next time you stab somebody in the back, Chester,

Roman's making goat cheese pizza and we'll take it over to the lodge.

What are you feeding me now?

I guess I'm old-fashioned. I like assholes.

Easy. All right. Okay, have it your way.

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na na-na-na-naa

You got to know how to pony

Exactly. All right?

Okay. Dad, I'll figure it out. Just give me the skis already.

you still thought to include him in that investment.

All right. Just please tell her that Buck called.

Hey, Wally! How you doing?

All right, don't! Don't. Don't!

but I'm just like any other human being.

Now, look, Roman.

How many times have I seen it?

As I was sitting there thinking about people

Dad, I wouldn't do that.

Sometimes I think the only way I'll get any pleasure Is by leaning up against the spin cycle on the washing machine

Are you kissing him or are you calling him?

So when you go to bed tonight,

Porcupine quills. Loves porcupines, hates people.

All right, spread out. Let's look for them. Let's all just...

How you doing, handsome?

You got hungry and had to eat the nag, huh?

See what I mean? Yeah.

Check out the shotgun lamp.

You twist it. Twist it

He's not finished, that's it. When he finishes, he'll go.

I am not going back in there until you get it out.

Now, that story gave me nightmares not to be believed.

The only way I get any pleasure is by leaning against the washer during the spin cycle

I am not wimping, all right? I'm just thinking, that's all.

Gee, I’m 25 lbs overweight, I don’t need a blast to the ticker like that!

Well, the pants are riding up the butt something fierce

Have you seen my ass lately? No, not recently.

Hey, you wanna take a spin in the rowboat?

Will I see you soon?

All right, all right. But you gotta promise me

I was almost in the car!

Because it might be the bear!

Would you like one to match his?

No, no. I'm thinking about nightmares.

Roman, where are the girls?

Smell that air. Isn't that something?

Do you speak English?

Especially fireflies. Their butts light up.

That's good. Processing nicely. Processing very, very good.

I need somebody to help me say it one time

Blow it out your ass Lindsay

You know damn well what he means.

Thanks for ruining my birthday, Ripley.

The Killer hammock of Ohio

"Well, He May Take A Little While With That Last Bite, But It'll Go Down."

I'm waiting for their heads to rotate around and vomit pea soup.

Well, the upside is phenomenal, the downside is zip.

Let's see that dust fly with that broom

Look, I'm really sorry.

We were drawing tags , right? Well beyond our means.

What do you mean? All kids like bugs. They're cute.