Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ugh, sick, God.

I need somebody to help me say it one time

So when you go to bed tonight,

Hey, you wanna take a spin in the rowboat?

You got to know how to pony

Dad, to the memories.

Hey, Wally! How you doing?

And I really don't remember saying that. But if you said I did,

Now, look, Roman.

How you doing, handsome?

that he wrote you that check.

No. They suck blood.

Especially fireflies. Their butts light up.

That's good. Processing nicely. Processing very, very good.

All right, don't! Don't. Don't!

That a neo-skunk thing or... Roman, what are you...

Have you seen my ass lately? No, not recently.

Gee, I’m 25 lbs overweight, I don’t need a blast to the ticker like that!

And what exactly is that statement supposed to mean?

Jesus Marie! It's a tiny flying mouse, not a grizzly bear.

Roman, where are the girls?

Easy. All right. Okay, have it your way.

Come on, no further excuses, all right?

Smell that air. Isn't that something?

that we can disagree so vehemently,

How about Roman dragging me all over the goddamn lake? How about that for starters, huh?

No, no. I'm thinking about nightmares.

All right, spread out. Let's look for them. Let's all just...

but I'm just like any other human being.

Oh, no. No. Not in my lifetime, no.

What are you feeding me now?

Do you speak English?

Look, I'm really sorry.

Because it might be the bear!

- Come on, honey. - Uncle Roman, wait for Dad.

Nice outfit! You're Mr. Coordinated tonight, huh?

He's not finished, that's it. When he finishes, he'll go.

I am not going back in there until you get it out.

The next time you stab somebody in the back, Chester,

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na na-na-na-naa

You got hungry and had to eat the nag, huh?

I'm waiting for their heads to rotate around and vomit pea soup.

Exactly. All right?

Roman's making goat cheese pizza and we'll take it over to the lodge.

Cut it out, will you? They don't bite.

Well, the upside is phenomenal, the downside is zip.

Dad, I wouldn't do that.

Will I see you soon?

I guess I'm old-fashioned. I like assholes.

I was almost in the car!

When my wife reads me part of her book...

I am not wimping, all right? I'm just thinking, that's all.

Okay. Dad, I'll figure it out. Just give me the skis already.

We were drawing tags , right? Well beyond our means.

You got about three minutes and 25 grand? Jerry?

We'll be right down. Go on.

"Well, He May Take A Little While With That Last Bite, But It'll Go Down."

Porcupine quills. Loves porcupines, hates people.

The Killer hammock of Ohio

Oh, what? What? What is that look?

He lost his mount. Hey, how you doing there, trooper?

You know damn well what he means.

Are you kissing him or are you calling him?

If you meet any friends, bring them back. They can suck my wake!

I'm sorry about that. I was in kind of a bad mood, okay?

Or the Dead Sea,would of had a lot more fun in another league

This bear was over eight feet high.

I think that just about does it.

See what I mean? Yeah.

You twist it. Twist it

How many times have I seen it?

Thanks for ruining my birthday, Ripley.

Oh, my gosh! Hi, honey.

The only way I get any pleasure is by leaning against the washer during the spin cycle

Would you like one to match his?

Wally, what's the bear dump situation like?

All right. Just please tell her that Buck called.

What do you mean? All kids like bugs. They're cute.

Sometimes I think the only way I'll get any pleasure Is by leaning up against the spin cycle on the washing machine

you still thought to include him in that investment.

Let's see that dust fly with that broom

All right, all right. But you gotta promise me

Well, the pants are riding up the butt something fierce

Now, that story gave me nightmares not to be believed.

Lengthwise to simulate kindling.

As I was sitting there thinking about people

everybody eats for free.

Check out the shotgun lamp.

Blow it out your ass Lindsay