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Sweet dash forty-four, tender dash nine, hot dash juicy pork chops!
Fine! Then I'll just get my own ice!
So just calm down, do something with your hands. Cut some limes.
What the hell's the air force spending all those kajillions of dollars on?
Which would also be great...
A hundred thousand. Mm-hm.
They think you ran off with a stripper,
A thousand times no.
Cyril, I should worry about all kinds of shit.
Get in closer, I can't see jack dick!
And what are you wearing?
She's not a frickin' bowl game!
My point... is maybe you should worry about what's gonna happen to us
And me and Krieger are all about going to Branson! Booyah!
What's your authentication phrase?
Well, maybe a little closer.
but they don't know, they haven't seen you in a year.
Okay, sorry, just making sure there's not a third option we haven't--