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I'M JUST GONNA GET THERE A LITTLE SOONER.
I SHUDDER TO THINK WHAT HE WANTS TO SMELL DOWN THERE.
YEAH, SOMETHING BAD. A SPOT OF SOME SORT.
NOW, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE?
LISTEN TO THIS. "I'LL SEND FOR VERA
NO. DON'T BE SILLY.
NEVER EVEN GOT ON THE DAMN BOAT. HA HA!
THAT'S WEIRD.
THESE PEOPLE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, MAN. JUST LISTEN.
YEAH. YEAH.
I THINK I UNDERSTAND.
EVERY DRINK WRONG.
IT WAS AN ALL-CONSUMING PASSION.
HIGH ABOVE THE CENTER RING.
JUST FOR A WEEK.
Coach: YEAH.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM IN A BAR.
WHY? THAT CONTEST MEANT THAT MUCH TO YOU?
NO. NO, NO, NO. NOT RIGHT NOW, CLIFF.
YES, I REALIZE I'M BURNING MY BRIDGES HERE, SIR,
WHY AREN'T YOU IN BORA BORA?
CHEATING ON A SILLY CONTEST.
WHO SOUTH PACIFIC NATIVES
WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD GO AROUND THE ROOM
NORM LETTER HERE, EVERYBODY.
HE PULLS THE PLUG ON THIS GAG; WAIT AND SEE.
NORM, YOU KNOW IT'S CLIFFIE.
Diane: NORMAN?
BUT WHEN THE TIME FINALLY CAME TO AUDITION
WELL, WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
AND I NEVER HEARD FROM THEM AGAIN.
GOOD-BYE, NORMIE.
HE'S AFRAID THAT YOU'RE GOING TO LAUGH AT HIM
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