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NEVER EVEN GOT ON THE DAMN BOAT. HA HA!
WHO SOUTH PACIFIC NATIVES
YEAH, SOMETHING BAD. A SPOT OF SOME SORT.
BUT WHEN THE TIME FINALLY CAME TO AUDITION
WELL, WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
WHY? THAT CONTEST MEANT THAT MUCH TO YOU?
WHY AREN'T YOU IN BORA BORA?
NO. NO, NO, NO. NOT RIGHT NOW, CLIFF.
EVERY DRINK WRONG.
IT WAS AN ALL-CONSUMING PASSION.
Coach: YEAH.
THESE PEOPLE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, MAN. JUST LISTEN.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM IN A BAR.
I SHUDDER TO THINK WHAT HE WANTS TO SMELL DOWN THERE.
NO. DON'T BE SILLY.
AND I NEVER HEARD FROM THEM AGAIN.
HIGH ABOVE THE CENTER RING.
WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD GO AROUND THE ROOM
HE'S AFRAID THAT YOU'RE GOING TO LAUGH AT HIM
YEAH. YEAH.
JUST FOR A WEEK.
I'M JUST GONNA GET THERE A LITTLE SOONER.
HE PULLS THE PLUG ON THIS GAG; WAIT AND SEE.
YES, I REALIZE I'M BURNING MY BRIDGES HERE, SIR,
NORM LETTER HERE, EVERYBODY.
CHEATING ON A SILLY CONTEST.
THAT'S WEIRD.
GOOD-BYE, NORMIE.
NOW, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE?
Diane: NORMAN?
NORM, YOU KNOW IT'S CLIFFIE.
I THINK I UNDERSTAND.
LISTEN TO THIS. "I'LL SEND FOR VERA