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LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK, NORMIE.
OK. DIANE, VERY GOOD, DEAR.
I'M A BEACHCOMBER NOW.
HOW SICK THIS WOMAN IS?
IT'S BEEN PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
I LUNGE AT THE BAR
"WHOOPS! I'VE LOST MY HAMMER. HA HA."
AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA. I HAD--
OH, GOOD! GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
THEN HE GOT UP, AND HE WANDERED
ALL RIGHT. CLEAR THE DECKS.
I BOOKED PASSED ON ONE OF THOSE CARGO SHIPS
WHEN I WAS A CHILD,
DO YOU HAVE ANY BEER NUTS IN HERE?
SAM'S BAR. WE'LL LET HIM BE THE JUDGE.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
DOWN TOWARDS THE PIER.
I WANTED TO BE A TRAPEZE ARTIST.
AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL--
YOU KNOW THAT JOB I LANDED OVER IN BRAINTREE?
OH, YEAH. I'M DOING A JIG IN HERE, SAM.
WELL, I THINK YOU'RE BOTH CUTE AS A BUTTON,
HI, HONEY.
HERE YOU ARE, MISS.
THAN IT DOES TO THEM, ANYWAY, HUH?
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