Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I WANTED TO BE A TRAPEZE ARTIST.
I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA. I HAD--
WHEN I WAS A CHILD,
LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK, NORMIE.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
IT'S BEEN PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
OH, GOOD! GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
SAM'S BAR. WE'LL LET HIM BE THE JUDGE.
HI, HONEY.
THAN IT DOES TO THEM, ANYWAY, HUH?
WELL, I THINK YOU'RE BOTH CUTE AS A BUTTON,
OK. DIANE, VERY GOOD, DEAR.
DOWN TOWARDS THE PIER.
ALL RIGHT. CLEAR THE DECKS.
I'M A BEACHCOMBER NOW.
AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL--
YOU KNOW THAT JOB I LANDED OVER IN BRAINTREE?
"WHOOPS! I'VE LOST MY HAMMER. HA HA."
I BOOKED PASSED ON ONE OF THOSE CARGO SHIPS
OH, YEAH. I'M DOING A JIG IN HERE, SAM.
DO YOU HAVE ANY BEER NUTS IN HERE?
HERE YOU ARE, MISS.
HOW SICK THIS WOMAN IS?
I LUNGE AT THE BAR
THEN HE GOT UP, AND HE WANDERED