Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Diane: I DON'T THINK THAT'S WEIRD.
EXPLAINING TO EVERYONE EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED,
EVENING, SAMMY.
A FLAW ON THE X-RAY.
THAT YOU GAVE DIANE, YOU'RE STILL AHEAD $9.00,
AND I'VE ALWAYS IGNORED THAT CALL TILL NOW.
OH!
I MEAN, SHE HUSTLED WHAT PASSES FOR HER BUNS OFF TONIGHT.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.
YOU GOT GUYS SHOWING YOUR FACE AROUND HERE! COME OUT HERE!
BORA BORA?
AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.
* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
BUT I BECAME A POSTAL CARRIER,
YOU DO HAVE THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE.
WE WILL NEED A JUDGE
WELL, NOW, NORM,
LIKE IN A CIRCUS?
IT'S UP TO ME.
I'M SORRY. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD. THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
YOU ARE A VERY SICK WOMAN!
I WANTED TO PLAY BASEBALL AND MAYBE COACH A LITTLE,
OH! WE COULDN'T HAVE A MORE IMPARTIAL JUDGE.
YEAH, WELCOME BACK, BUDDY!
EVEN IN PAIN, HE CAN MAKE US SMILE.
I'M NOT COMING TO WORK TOMORROW.
Carla: DOES.
MAYBE I'LL TAKE YOU OU--
OH, HI.
AND THEN SHE SAYS SHE DIDN'T CHEAT.
HOLD ONTO YOUR SOCKS, GENTS. HERE HE GOES.
I'VE GOT TO BUY A DRINK HERE
THE OLD JOKE MEISTER, JUST TUGGING AT OUR ANKLES.