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TO SOME POOR SOUL WHO MAY NEED THEM, HUH?
YOU KNOW, IT TOOK A GREAT DEAL OF COURAGE
WHY?
EVERYBODY SAYS, "I'LL EXPLAIN IT LATER."
NOT PARTICULARLY, NO.
TO RESTORE MY WILL TO LIVE.
WITH BURT LANCASTER AND TONY CURTIS.
OK, CARLA. I CHEATED.
WHAT ABOUT THAT GREAT NEW JOB YOU GOT?
BUT I KNOW THAT I DID NOT CHEAT, AND THAT'S ENOUGH.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE IF YOU NEED ME, COACH.
NO, NORMIE, BUT THEY'LL TELL ME LATER.
YOU KIDDING? I MADE SUCH A FLAMING JACKASS OUT OF MYSELF,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
YEAH. I MENTIONED IT TO HIM. HE SAID, "SO?
TWO SCOTCH ROCKS, COACH. NO HURRY.
OH, THAT WAS NOTHING.
MMM.
SAMMY, I WANT YOU TO GIVE THESE
SOAR!
WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
THE SERVICE WAS EXCELLENT.
OOP, OOP. GET READY FOR THE GOOD TIMES.
AND THEN AT NIGHT, WHEN EVERYONE'S GONE HOME, JUST LET ME OUT.
PITY THEM, AS I DO.
OH, YEAH?
* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? *
AND THAT HE'D SENT THOSE LETTERS
YOU HAD THIS WILD, CRAZY DREAM,
AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE MINUTE TO GO.