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WITH MY FIRST STEP, I FELL DOWN AND BLOODIED MY NOSE.
OH, NO, NO. MY HEAD'S QUITE CLEAR, SIR.
GO AWAY, FRANK.
Norm: YEAH, BUT NOT ONE EVERYONE KNEW ABOUT.
YEAH. I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN OUR FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER, EITHER.
THESE ARE GETTING STALE, THOUGH.
I HAD TO TAKE A COMPANY PHYSICAL THIS AFTERNOON,
ARE PROBABLY CALLING "THE GREAT TAN BEAST,"
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
HUH!
I JUST STOPPED IN TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO AFFECT MY DECISION.
YOU SEE, THEY'RE CHAINED HERE,
A WHOLE LOT OF ATTENTION TO LATELY-- NORM PETERSON.
IN ONE OF THOSE OUTFITS!
"I'M A LITTLE SHAKY
YEAH. EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY,
AND A HAPPY 50th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO YOU BOTH.
AND EVERY NOW AND THEN, YOU SLIP ME A MUG OF BREW.
I'M GONNA MISS YOU ALL, THAT'S FOR SURE.
THAT WAS MORE RIDICULOUS THAN MINE.
THE LAST THREE WEEKS IN A MOTEL SOMEPLACE
HE SAID HE WANTED TO SMELL THE ROSES.
TO MAKE US ADMIRE AND RESPECT HIM.
I DID NOT CHEAT!
OH.
IF I REALLY PUT MY MIND TO IT,
I MEAN, IF NORM HADN'T GONE TO BORA BORA,
AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!
THE FIRST QUADRUPLE
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, HONEY. BYE.
GOOD. THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUB HER NOSE IN IT?
OH! NEXT ROUND IS ON ME FOR FERDINAND MAJELLY-BELLY.
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