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ARE PROBABLY CALLING "THE GREAT TAN BEAST,"
IF I REALLY PUT MY MIND TO IT,
WITH MY FIRST STEP, I FELL DOWN AND BLOODIED MY NOSE.
I MEAN, IF NORM HADN'T GONE TO BORA BORA,
Norm: YEAH, BUT NOT ONE EVERYONE KNEW ABOUT.
OH.
TO MAKE US ADMIRE AND RESPECT HIM.
AND EVERY NOW AND THEN, YOU SLIP ME A MUG OF BREW.
I HAD TO TAKE A COMPANY PHYSICAL THIS AFTERNOON,
GOOD. THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUB HER NOSE IN IT?
YEAH. I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN OUR FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER, EITHER.
YOU SEE, THEY'RE CHAINED HERE,
"I'M A LITTLE SHAKY
A WHOLE LOT OF ATTENTION TO LATELY-- NORM PETERSON.
IN ONE OF THOSE OUTFITS!
OH, NO, NO. MY HEAD'S QUITE CLEAR, SIR.
I DID NOT CHEAT!
AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
HUH!
THESE ARE GETTING STALE, THOUGH.
AND A HAPPY 50th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO YOU BOTH.
GO AWAY, FRANK.
HE SAID HE WANTED TO SMELL THE ROSES.
YEAH. EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY,
I'M GONNA MISS YOU ALL, THAT'S FOR SURE.
THE LAST THREE WEEKS IN A MOTEL SOMEPLACE
I JUST STOPPED IN TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, HONEY. BYE.
THAT WAS MORE RIDICULOUS THAN MINE.
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO AFFECT MY DECISION.
OH! NEXT ROUND IS ON ME FOR FERDINAND MAJELLY-BELLY.
THE FIRST QUADRUPLE
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