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I DID NOT CHEAT!
WELL, YOU'VE GOT ALL OF US, YOUR FRIENDS,
SAMMY, YOU SEE WHAT HE'S DOING, RIGHT?
THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
AND I, TOO, ONCE HAD A DREAM, NORM.
OH, MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO...
WHEN I WAS A LAD, I WENT TO SEE THE MOVIE TRAPEZE
NO WONDER I'M SUCH A HAPPY GUY.
I'M QUITTING.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A WAITRESSING CONTEST.
THAT YELLOW-BELLY IS IN YOUR OFFICE, ISN'T HE?
WHY DIDN'T HE JUST SAY ONE "SIMPLIFY"?
SHE SHOULD BE OVER THIS BY NOW.
TO SEE ME SCHLEP DRINKS.
THAT WAS BEFORE...
A BLOODY MARY FOR YOU, VODKA COLLINS,
WELL, I DO. MAKE ME THE JUDGE.
RIGHT NICE AND CLOSE, JUST LIKE THIS,
I ADMIRE AND ENVY HIM.
HEY, YOU BETTER GET USED TO WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE, NORM.
WHOEVER GETS THE MOST TIPS BETWEEN NOW AND CLOSING TIME WINS.
YUP, YUP. SHE'S VALID, ALL RIGHT.
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
[ALL LAUGHING]
FOR NORMAN TO DO WHAT HE DID.
"HA HA.
SEND FOR VERA, AND LIVE THERE THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
LET ME SEE THE OLD POSTMARK, THERE, SAMMY.
WE SHOVE OFF AT MIDNIGHT.
IT'S BEEN WEEKS!
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