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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
THAT WAS BEFORE...
THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
YUP, YUP. SHE'S VALID, ALL RIGHT.
WE SHOVE OFF AT MIDNIGHT.
OH, MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO...
FOR NORMAN TO DO WHAT HE DID.
SAMMY, YOU SEE WHAT HE'S DOING, RIGHT?
IT'S BEEN WEEKS!
LET ME SEE THE OLD POSTMARK, THERE, SAMMY.
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A WAITRESSING CONTEST.
HEY, YOU BETTER GET USED TO WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE, NORM.
A BLOODY MARY FOR YOU, VODKA COLLINS,
I'M QUITTING.
THAT YELLOW-BELLY IS IN YOUR OFFICE, ISN'T HE?
SHE SHOULD BE OVER THIS BY NOW.
WHEN I WAS A LAD, I WENT TO SEE THE MOVIE TRAPEZE
I DID NOT CHEAT!
WELL, YOU'VE GOT ALL OF US, YOUR FRIENDS,
RIGHT NICE AND CLOSE, JUST LIKE THIS,
WHOEVER GETS THE MOST TIPS BETWEEN NOW AND CLOSING TIME WINS.
WHY DIDN'T HE JUST SAY ONE "SIMPLIFY"?
SEND FOR VERA, AND LIVE THERE THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
WELL, I DO. MAKE ME THE JUDGE.
I ADMIRE AND ENVY HIM.
TO SEE ME SCHLEP DRINKS.
"HA HA.
NO WONDER I'M SUCH A HAPPY GUY.
[ALL LAUGHING]
AND I, TOO, ONCE HAD A DREAM, NORM.