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YOU'VE BEEN LIKE FAMILY TO ME.
I DO.
I HAVE A LOT OF OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND. YEAH.
IT'S NOT HAVING THEM THAT'S STUPID.
NORMIE? NORM?
I SMELL A WAGER, CARLA.
WE WOULDN'T THINK ANY THE LESS OF HIM, NOW, WOULD WE?
I THINK YOU GOT IT PERFECT THIS TIME--
BOY, DOES YOUR WAITRESSING STINK.
* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *
COME ON! IT'LL BE JUST LIKE IT USED TO BE.
"JUST LIKE I ALWAYS DID."
NO KIDDING! DID YOU SIT BETWEEN THEM?
WELL, I DON'T, BUT I'M SURE YOU'LL TELL ME LATER.
YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A BEER OR SOMETHING?
I'M TELLING YOU,
WITH A GENTLEMAN I HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING
YEAH.
LISTEN TO THE FLYING REAR-ENDA.
THIS IS THAT BAR I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
NO, NORM...
IT'S HYPOTHETICAL, BUT JUST SUPPOSE THAT NORM HAD SPENT
SAM.
YOU CHEATED?
EVER SINCE I HEARD THIS NEWS,
NORMAN, WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT A PASSPORT?
TWO LITTLE WORDS
WHERE YOU JUST WORK LIGHT DUTIES.
IF HE'S NOT, HE'S NOT GOING TO MIND ME DOING THIS!
OHHHH!
* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE *
FOR THE JUILLIARD SCHOOL,
AND YOU DIDN'T LIVE UP TO IT, BUT COME ON.
I PITY THAT MAN.
THAT'S THE LAST YOU'RE GOING TO SEE OF NORM PETERSON!
TO MAKE SURE THIS CONTEST IS CONDUCTED ON THE UP AND UP.
WE HAD THIS CONTEST A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.
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