Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I SHOULD REALLY CALL THAT GUY, SHOULDN'T I?
50th ANNIVERSARY?
STOP LAUGHING AT MY PAL HERE, ALL RIGHT?
THE UH...THE SOFA OPENS OUT TO A BED THERE.
I HAD YEARS OF PRIVATE LESSONS,
I'D LIKE TO TAKE ISSUE WITH THIS.
DO WE HAVE ANY APPEAL?
CHEERS.
IT WAS THE ONLY WORTHWHILE THING HE EVER DID
BELOW ME, THE WOMEN'S EYES GLAZE OVER WITH LUST.
AND BEFORE I COULD DO ANYTHING ELSE,
BEFORE THE SHIP SAILED AND GAVE THEM TO SOME FELLA
THE MEN, THEY GRIND THEIR TEETH WITH ENVY.
BECAUSE, UH, THE WAY I FIGURE IT, SAM,
I WANT TO SMELL THE SQUASH. LEAVE ME ALONE."
MY WAITRESSING DOES NOT STINK.
YOU SEE, I'M SAILING FOR BORA BORA.
OHH--DON'T HURT ME.
SIMPLIFY, SIMPLIFY."
* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO *
AND NORM PETERSON--
SWELL BUNCH OF FRIENDS I HAVE HERE!
THANK YOU, DIANE. NOW, IF EITHER ONE OF YOU
REALLY?
WHAT ABOUT SHOTS?