Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I SHOULD REALLY CALL THAT GUY, SHOULDN'T I?
STOP LAUGHING AT MY PAL HERE, ALL RIGHT?
OHH--DON'T HURT ME.
CHEERS.
IT WAS THE ONLY WORTHWHILE THING HE EVER DID
BEFORE THE SHIP SAILED AND GAVE THEM TO SOME FELLA
BELOW ME, THE WOMEN'S EYES GLAZE OVER WITH LUST.
THE MEN, THEY GRIND THEIR TEETH WITH ENVY.
WHAT ABOUT SHOTS?
THANK YOU, DIANE. NOW, IF EITHER ONE OF YOU
AND BEFORE I COULD DO ANYTHING ELSE,
I'D LIKE TO TAKE ISSUE WITH THIS.
THE UH...THE SOFA OPENS OUT TO A BED THERE.
DO WE HAVE ANY APPEAL?
50th ANNIVERSARY?
YOU SEE, I'M SAILING FOR BORA BORA.
SIMPLIFY, SIMPLIFY."
REALLY?
SWELL BUNCH OF FRIENDS I HAVE HERE!
I HAD YEARS OF PRIVATE LESSONS,
MY WAITRESSING DOES NOT STINK.
* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO *
AND NORM PETERSON--
BECAUSE, UH, THE WAY I FIGURE IT, SAM,
I WANT TO SMELL THE SQUASH. LEAVE ME ALONE."