Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is Granny Spry?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I got this. I got this!

- No way! You don't know who you're fucking with. - Back off, Will.

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

That's the kind of shit that's gonna get us pinched.

We do not have to be gay!!!

WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT PHANTASM

You're pretty regular for a Santa.

Last time I didn't shit right for a week.

I'm healing up good,

Ok happy holiday

Do you think you could find something?

What's your name? You can tell me.

So I'm gonna be crashing here.

Baby, baby. Baby, baby. Don't use that one. That's not the stuff.

Are you sure you want to Spartans Tonight We Die In Hell? If You Spartans Tonight We Die in Hell Now. Tap Continue to restart at this level.

Are you fucking with me?

Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.

I'm just tired of you, Willie. Ooh.

MAN ON TV: A 6 1/2-pound honey ham. 4 freshly caught whole trout.

I hope your dad doesn't go sucking shit from them like I did.

Make it about something safe 'cause you're an emotional fucking cripple.

“Merry Christmas Willie!” “Up Your Ass!!!”

I called State Farm, but they have no record of any insurance policy for you.

He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?

Just sayin' Ass

Please tell me it’s not a... It’s a wooden pickle!

So you like to give little kids black eyes, huh?

So, do you like kids?

Would you please shut up about reindeer?

You wouldn’t be trying to steal nothing, would you?

Lollipop Guild, you asshole. Jesus!

Well, you are truly the best man I’ve ever seen for this job..

Your new career

Me when I look in the mirror

You are really Santa, right?

Until then, don’t take no shit from nobody,

No, I agree. They shouldn’t pay the whole lot of them.

Yeah. I'm gonna stick my whole fist up your ass.

Bitch Bitch Bitch

Well let me tell you something. Nobody cares.

When you found out the Dallas Stars advance to the Stanley Cup

Where the hell's the rest of it?

- Um, Santa? - Yeah, I'm Santa.

For Christ's sake, pick a song and stick with it, would you?

'cause I can't stand what a piece of shit I am.

Fuck just one your with Poorer Poppin pest

Hello ma’am, can I help?

I don't give a shit what you want.

Shut up. That's not even what you said.

It's in the shop, getting repaired.

Four kids beat me up and I went crying to my daddy. You know what he did?

Are you fucking playing tonight?

Merry Chirstmas And Happy New Year

you want some breakfast sandwiches?

- Marcus, you get the loofah? - Drive.

I ain't out there serial fornicating, trying to float my liver, drinking myself silly

- Merry Christmas, Willie. - Up your ass.

You're welcome.

Ow! Watch the toenails, kid! Shit. Next.

You know what? Fuck this.

You think that's a threat?

Last time I didn't Shit right for a week!

You got some lip on you, midget.

You probably shouldn't be digging in your ass.

No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the...

Get off of me, you "bodaggit."

But don't get me wrong.

You're as queer as a ten dollar bill

Dave, have you ever had so much energy that you felt like you were gonna explode?"

I thought maybe at least since I did good in school,

Jonathan You ain't gonna shit right for a week

When my kid keeps asking “why?” every 4 seconds.

How many times you fucked: “The bigger the store, the bigger the take“.

- How's it going? - I'm finished when I'm finished.

- Right here? - Yeah. That one.

I say, Hey, bub or chief or whatever the fuck. I tell him to make the goddamn toy.

Bitch Bitch Bitch

- Yeah, right. - But when…

- God damn it! - Nintendo Deer Hunter 3.