Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When your child ask why Santa hasn't came yet

Ha azt hiszi, hogy még szarabbá teheti az életemet rajta, mindent bele. Drukkolok magának.

What do you care what I think, huh?

Are you fucking with me?

- Yeah. I just rent stuff, too. - Yeah?

- A new bike. - A new bike. Wow. That's a new one. Excellent.

Are you off your fucking meds or something?!

Is it Grandma? Is my son all right?

So I want you to look at my face one last fucking time.

It will be just you and me, like roommates, you know?

- Well, what's one point? - We split the dough right down the middle.

- Don't fuck with my beard. - It's not real.

You want to see some magic? Here. Let's watch you disappear.

Fucking broads.

Barb: I love tequila! Mitch: You aren't going to shit right for a week!

Gee. You know what? This one, I think it's more than enough.

Jesus, Mother Mary and Joseph

- Excuse me? - Willie.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

- You're as queer as a $10 bill. - Oh really? Let me tell you something.

Are you saying There’s something wrong with my gear

For Christ sake, pick a PT test and stick with it, would you?

Should I fix you some sandwiches?

MAN ON TV: Not one, but two delicious rotisserie chickens.

I said next, God damn it. This is not the DMV, all right?

Get ur shit together okay?

- What the fuck? - I am not gay.

What's it like at the North Pole?

I peeled you a potato. It's fucking got blood on it!

They’re both great, okay?

Hey don’t talk my needle stop it that is very hurt

It was like I did something constructive with my life, or something… I don't know.

They made her a guardian pro tem or some such shit.

- You do? - I love kids.

Just sayin' ...stud

If you don't tell him, you won't get a present.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm on my fucking lunch break, okay?

You flip me for some stranger who'll do it for peanuts and who happens to work with a real midget.

See you next year

who's filling in for margarita coake? desdamona landis.

This is Andrew Kaplan again, from the collection agency.

- But can I have... - Get! Happy Kwanzaa.

Let me give you some news. I'm not Santa Claus, all right?

But thin fingers. Not the fat sausage fingers.

You gotta be able to rely, Willie.

someone who has screaming orgasms with large women shouldn't...

And I heard these...

When the paramedics come to bag Santa up,

Anyway, see you soon.

I loved a woman who wasn't clean.

If you think you can make my fucking life any worse, go right ahead.

What, do you think I'm some kind of pervert?

Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

I've always had a thing for Santa Claus.

in a fucking lime-green, fucking velvet elf costume,

Want to see my report card?

- No criminal record. No parking tickets for Christ’s sake. - Yeah.

- Warm milk? - No.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I’m sorry your gear?

Willie, it's Marcus. It's that time of year again.

Yeah. It is like that, though. From when you're a kid.