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He's a fucking moron
- I loved a woman who wasn't clean. - Mrs. Santa?
When I look at you, you know what I think?
Well, what’s one year?
Want to play again?
Ooh!
Merry Chirstmas
Wish in one hand, shit in the other one See which one fills up first
MiddleFingaZzGang
I don't know what he's called exactly. But, uh, he's a little guy.
Jesus Christ! Let me see it! Let me see it!
Whatever you guys do, it works. All I want is a taste.
I saw you at another mall.
So unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?
I am not a swoogin!!
Santa.
right for a month.
faye what's ya maiden name? snok snok mcfunction function.
No, actually, don't tell me. I don’t want to know. What do you want?
Um, yeah. Thank you.
- Hey, hey, hey. - I’m fucking leave here.
FUCK ME SANTA
Good night and have a very Merry Christmas.
Nothing I can help you with, huh?
Welcome. Great photo and rÈsumÈ, by the way.
Shut up.
Shit Yeah Always Somethin’
What the fuck happened to your eye?
Yeah, that's right. Go ahead. Talk about my height.
beryl butherccino are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
Are you insane?
Pack your shit. Phoenix.
- Hey, wait a minute. Hey, kid? - Yeah?
When a girl says 'like' In between every word of her sentence
Would you please shut up about ̶r̶e̶i̶n̶d̶e̶e̶r̶ Olivia's baby
What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches
They'll run you ragged
Fuck me? Fuck you.
You ain’t gonna shit right For a week
Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer? Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer?
Oh, jeez.
What’s for dinner?!
Or midget.
Well ya. Are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?
I just rent the fucking place anyway.
And you are in a position of trust. I think perhaps…
I like you.
Blowing snot all over everybody and fucking whatever.
I fucking suck at Fortnite!!! Okay?!
Like sexual?
And I'm out on my ass now. She got half of everything.
Who the fuck is Thurman?
- Another round Grand-Dad, Santa? - Yeah.
- Need money to fix your sleigh? - Exactly.
- Like the suburbs. - Which one?
Let me get some of that. Yeah, that's it.
They're fine. Do you have any houseguests?
Do better matt
'Cause last year and the year before that, you didn't bring me any presents.
- I think one of them is Sneezy. There's a Dopey.... - That's the Seven Dwarfs.
ALWAYS SOMETHIN'
You said you'd only hustle Big & Tall.
I'm busy
'Cause my dad was Jewish, and we didn't have Christmas.
So, you think I did good?
- How much? - Half.
When you’re sitting in the lodge and a guest asks you a question
It's not like you helped me with that nutjob or anything. You know?
I like ya
or Santa's little helper would've plugged his ass.
- Think somebody's onto us? - Is there anything in the room? Anything professional?
All right, small fry, help yourself.
- Yeah? - So I thought I'd give you your present now.
WOMAN: This is Dolores Axelrod. You ran into my car last week.
Use something with some claws to it.
There's free breakfast
Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph. You pissed yourself.
or as a wonderful remembrance for friends.
- I'm no censor. - Little friend?
People I work with coming to talk Me
PS5
Oh, God damn it, I forgot about that.
We wish you all a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, and a joyous Kwanzaa.
What do you want? What are you doing?
yes beryl rockkerosenerockettekeroette? what do you want? i want to do some zedding in koondoola.
Are you sure you want to watch Napoleon Dynamite get off of me you boddagit scene? If you watch Napoleon Dynamite get off of me you boddagit scene Now. Tap Monkey Mayhem To Divide The Monkeys.
Xbox
Oh, yeah, shit, let's do it.