Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a motherfuckin' dwarf.

What if the kid has one of those fucking playdates they have now?

so it wouldn't be my bad thing.

What is it with you anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?

Thank you for your time. God bless.

- I pissed my pants. - Oh, shut up.

Santa'll be here real soon, kids. Real soon.

Do you really need all that shit?

It made me feel good about myself.

Merry Christmas.

I'm on my F@#ing lunch break!!!

What about the elves?

Nuh uh. Last time you said that I didn't shit right for a week.

Hey, loser. What’s up fat-ass?

If you think you can make my fucking season any worse, go right ahead.

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

Or is that also Jeanne?

Special treatment 'cause you're handicapped. You all the same.

and I wasn't as big as one of your legs.

- This MP3? - Yeah.

- What guy? You get a look at him? - No. But I think he's a cop, though.

Okay. Fine. Barbie. Oh, thank you.

- What do you want? - Fraggle-Stick car.

Oh my, what a darling photo

Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-fucking-tall, you asshole!

Yeah, that hard candy. That's it right there.

What are their names?

Beauty and the Beast FUCK ME BEARGLOVE

You tear your ball again?

Sure, the three B's.

He's on an adventure, exploring mountains. He's been gone a long time.

- So what do you want? - PokÈmon!

You lousy, cheating little fucking shit!

Can you maybe keep it together for just 10 minutes?

Ask Logan…duh

Let me get your drink.

Store dick don't want shit.

I loved a woman who was unclean

Okay. Good. I want a stuffed elephant. A pink one.

Why'd you paint it brown?

Ain't gonna shit right for a week!

Would you please shut up about Phantasm?

Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.

- God damn it! Shit! - You're home.

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and Hannah Montana and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Didn’t shit right for a week

Dumb-ass, why don't you turn around?

Oh, you lousy, fucking motherfucker.

Here my advice For You

I know how to keep a low profile. Thank you.

Like I accomplished something.

That, plus everyone agreeing...

The store changes, your name changes. But you always get away clean.

Happy holidays to you.

My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam.

Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer? Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer?

Hell, I guess you did better than I did. I never got any B's.

The fact of the matter is, I'm not Santa.